Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed

I saw this and thought... Is that The Commish?

I feel so old.

Stunned to learn that I, and 97% of people I worked with for over a decade in health policy and legislation, were engaged in the unauthorized practice of law.

Also, I am now a lawyer and you know what I DIDN'T learn to do in law school? Draft legislation.

I know he wants to use a nuke and doesn't care about the consequences but what he really cares about is money. This is a ploy to manipulate the stock market so he can make more money.

(I really hope I'm right! The naked corruption is horrible but war would be so much worse)

"no final decision has been made" really seems like it's designed to mess with the stock market (much like "imposing 50% tariffs" which get walked back) and somehow everyone "in the know" makes a ton of money even though nothing actually happened.

Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.

The onions? Just ask them at the counter - at least at mine!

The issue I had was professors not allowing computers in class. This required printing hundreds and hundreds of pages, which I had to pay for. Of course, i had to pay for the textbook too, but somehow that was less annoying because it was a one time thing instead of a thousand tiny cuts

So, everyone is replying like "oh no, meetings instead of emails" but in my head you were taking about annoying fundraising emails and I think that is something we should definitely implement.

It's rough being a puppy

Outside of a dive bar named "the office"

My favorite, in my husband's hometown (NW PA). Never been in as we don't live there and unfortunately don't have much reason to visit anymore, but what a perfect name.

Black puppy playing with a stuffed sloth

Fifth time (er... Dog) is the charm!

My husband thinks that's too harsh. I disagree. Tomorrow I will write something nicer I'm sure. But I still think they should get fucked.

Seriously, how does anyone actually get a dog from a rescue? This is so fucking cruel.

My proposed response - "Thank you for letting me know. I would appreciate if all of you would take your apologies and get fucked. Don't ever contact me again, for any reason"

So we talked about it, but ultimately decided to say yes, we still wanted her. This was the response

Got an email from the shelter with the second dog we didn't get, saying the adopters had fallen through and asking if we were still interested. We got bad information from the foster the first time and someone else got their application in first, despite us doing what she told us.

Just found out we're almost certainly not going to get the third dog we've applied to rescue - fourth pet overall all as we applied for a cat too. Is there some trick to this? How does anyone ever actually adopt an animal from a rescue?

I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle

Just imagine flying a "Don't Tread On Me" flag and posing as someone who hates government overreach-- and then masking up as an armed FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THUG to MURDER an innocent woman in broad daylight for no reason.

I was having a spirited but friendly debate about it in a pool hall with a (male) friend and a guy at the next table got so mad he came over so aggressively as though to start a fight with me. My friend, who was former military, had to physically step between us to get him to back off.

Not pregnant, just a stomach bug.

Starting the new year off right by puking my guts up. So unfair to do this on New Years Day and I didn't even drink last night.

Were, not we're, of course. I hate when I don't catch typos!

She, of course, could not have known we'd had a miscarriage and we're dealing with infertility. But between my husband and I, she will forever be known as "that little b*tch {child's name}" for calling me fat to my face TWICE lol.

A little girl in my son's preschool class came up to me and told me I had a baby in my belly. I did not, and told her so. A few weeks later she came back up and said "see! I told you you have a baby in your belly!" I still did not.

Pretty sure they missed redacting her name in at least one spot... Great job, FBI.

Love this movie (Miracle Mile) and I've definitely watched it more than once!

• Miami yesterday elected a Democratic mayor for the first time in nearly 30 years. • The Miami-Dade County mayor, who is a different person, pardoned a pig named Six Seven yesterday.

Thank you @gothamist.com

I see what you did there.