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Guardian of The Glucose

@colonelblighty

Not a sugar daddy, Our eldest son has T1 Diabetes and has had for many many years. In the U.K #insulin4all

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Just had internet restored at 15:30 after switching provider and old connection went dead at 1am.

Youngest felt like a limb had been cut off.

I was 25 when I got a 512k connection πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fudge our tabby cat is 15 today, here she is atop the bed on my pillow about to start the days snoozing

Fudge our tabby cat is 15 today, here she is atop the bed on my pillow about to start the days snoozing

Happy 15th birthday to Fudge. Still the queen of all she surveys

03.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you think we feel in the Uk having Cadbury bought out by Americans and introducing β€˜candy’ into some of the chocolates.

01.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Milo the short haired black cat trying to lick my phone I think

Milo the short haired black cat trying to lick my phone I think

Trying to get a nice photo of Milo earlier and he was having none of it

01.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going to make a great episode of 24 hours in custody. Stuck in a grey tracksuit with the thermostat turned up to 35Β°c

19.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mars Attacks, just didn’t get on with that at all. Plus my mate who I went with threw up halfway through.

18.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward
that message to 10 people.

Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people.

18.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just got back from Newark, I must admit I feared for my safety a little as the only faces I saw were rouge coloured and they looked quite angry shouting at me "bloody brummies, coming over here fixing things" I'm not even a brummie.

18.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You won’t find any in reform.

17.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only you knew someone who was a a dab hand with photoshop…

17.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@monkemma.bsky.social I don't know why but as soon as I got a message from a Reform supporter I know banging on about Β£500 million compensation for having phones seized and how it's all Keir Starmer's fault I thought of you.

16.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A large latte made from Jamaican beans

A large latte made from Jamaican beans

Whilst my wife shops, I sip

15.02.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is absolutely bloody brilliant.

14.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was all some voodoo paraphernalia

14.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Your alt text descriptions are always on point.

13.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he’s been breathing in his own chemicals for too long.

11.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dark jumper and red jacket got to be contenders.

11.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Known agitators and revolutionaries is the top tier list to be on though.

11.02.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should mint a coin in his honour. Sweeney on one side Cummings on the other.

08.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Problem is they will blame the previous council that they inherited a mess (whilst criticising Labour for saying such things) and their supporters will still believe them.

07.02.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never trust a Tory, now who said that πŸ€”

05.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That far right thug Tommy ten names was at our kids school today apparently. The comments on the local FB pages are not inspiring me with confidence for the future one bit.

05.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s had more free passes from the press than I’ve had hot dinners.

05.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until he hears about the guy who appointed an actual Russian agent to lead a party in Wales, he’ll be furious I bet.

05.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear you πŸ™„

02.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe NF told him of the roulette they play at his backers parties

01.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never underestimate our ability in the UK to cut off our noses to spite our faces.

31.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
These are Cipolla's five fundamental laws of stupidity:
1. Always and inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.
2. The probability that a certain person (will) be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person.
3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring
losses.
4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular, non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places, and under any circumstances, to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake.
5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

These are Cipolla's five fundamental laws of stupidity: 1. Always and inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. 2. The probability that a certain person (will) be stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. 3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses. 4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. In particular, non-stupid people constantly forget that at all times and places, and under any circumstances, to deal and/or associate with stupid people always turns out to be a costly mistake. 5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

Be vigilant, they are amongst us at all times.

29.01.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like the phone booth cards we put in a colleagues bag years ago did.

27.01.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fudge our tabby cat looking at me in a disappointing manner

Fudge our tabby cat looking at me in a disappointing manner

Why do you feel you’re not good enough?

Because this is how the cat looks at me

26.01.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0