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Why yes, I am indeed having a ✨ moment ✨ and haven’t left the house in 3 days. How did you know?

I hope this trip is even better than the last, and the one after even better!

As someone who works at the crack of dawn (actually, before it) and goes to bed really early, this time change really inconveniences me in all ways possible.

happy birthday!! 🎂🎉

Me on the back porch naked in the sun. I am radiating joy.

I am having a FANTASTIC #scs

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omw

okay pokopia is cute but I am OVERWHELMED. I am in charge of the comfort and wellbeing of WAY TOO MANY POKEMON

front shot of hairy torso and crotch, focus is black, yellow and silver sport fucker briefs

good morning ☀️

I love when muting works so well I forget I muted somebody and have to go double check they still exist.

Why do I have to choose between Suggestive, Adult and Nudity when I label my posts? I feel like those are all basically under the same umbrella. Wouldn’t it be simpler just to be able to mark it as “adult content” and be done??

Repost with your dick root 🥵

(does this count??)

🤤🤤

I guess I’m starting to be at the age where if I sleep in a bad position it ruins my entire week?? so yeah, calling in to work because I slept bad and now my neck is fucked up

you ever just like.. scare yourself unnecessarily? Like why did I just turn the corner into the hallway and think “what would you do if there was a demon at the end of the hallway?”

???? why ????

If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally got too high before work, I would not need to work. I know my limits at all times EXCEPT in the morning before work, apparently.

If I lived in Shonda Rhimes’ Seattle, I think I would honestly stay very very clear of Grey Sloan Memorial. Like?? explosions?? shootings?? hostage situations?? messy doctors?? for the sake of my literal life keep me away from that place

it really is never that serious but imma still be seated and watch from the sidelines bc I am, at my core, a chismoso.

Final update for the night: we are in the room and he is awake and alert. He’s in pain and uncomfortable but otherwise okay. Send him good vibes and maybe some nudes to help make the few days in the hospital better

Luis Update: Doctors say they still have about 2 hours left. His right kidney was insanely infected, so much so that they couldn’t even do the full extent of what they needed to do. He’ll be here in the hospital for a few nights. His vitals have remained stable tho and sepsis is not a concern yet.

Luis is currently in surgery and I’m a nervous wreck. It’s been 2 hours since they took him back and it’s felt like 20.

This has been such a nightmare since last July complete with medical malpractice, medical negligence, and SEPSIS so needless to say, I’m so happy we’re finally getting this surgery for him from a new, better doctor so that we can finally be out of the nightmare.

One thing I hate the most about modern wars is the tendency for countries to attack without regard for human life and then request sympathy when they’re attacked in retaliation, sometimes also without regard for human life.

judgement? no. jealousy? extreme.

idk about vulgar but there’s certainly nothing modest running through my head, that’s for sure

okay hear me out - open world video game set in the world of Frieren

no, frankly, I do not want to think about Pokemon turning 30 because do you know what (who) else was created in 1996? ME. 30 came too fast 😭

Ah ok, nevermind then. The “happening daily for a week at a time” sounded a lot like cluster headaches, and it taking a long time for them to figure it out is EXACTLY how it went for me too, but they’re short and intense. It would be hard to mistake them for anything else other than literally dying

wait what’s the pain level like and how long does it last? is it really intense, but short? or long but dull?

also we’re being too nice to Mr Jay and Nigel. The way they both doubled down on the whole Keenyah thing with the male model harassing her was crazy