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Lonely Joe Parker

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Science and music, lectures a bit. Sleeps more. English cis bloke. A few bike/active travel/public transport bits. @lonelyjoeparker on all the socials.๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆโœ๏ธโœก๏ธโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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A few days ago we announced 200,000 members.

The Green Party has 215,000! ๐Ÿš€

Join us making hope normal again:

Join.greenparty.org.uk

06.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1389 ๐Ÿ” 331 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3678 ๐Ÿ” 1187 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US has such great potential to be a fantastic country. A brilliant diverse, skilled and talented population. So sad watching it all be torn up by an egotistical maniac with more money than sense. Brainwashing the masses into his cult. I hope his cult wake-up and see through the charlatan.

07.03.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Great work by InternBot537!

I'm sure the dead man's family were suitably impressed

07.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œLike I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.โ€

Thatโ€™s what the President of the United States is saying to the American people.

He wonโ€™t be hurt by a retaliatory attack or high gas prices. But you will โ€” and thatโ€™s a sacrifice heโ€™s willing to make.

06.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5935 ๐Ÿ” 1815 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 295 ๐Ÿ“Œ 96

Kafka would be jealous

07.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas!

23.12.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A green Christmas would be more awful than you can imagine

A green Christmas would be more awful than you can imagine

Matthew Bowles works for the IEA.

Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.

Times up.

Merry Christmas!

Join.greenparty.org.uk

23.12.2025 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2797 ๐Ÿ” 800 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 133 ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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The evolution of expendability: Why some ants traded armor for numbers Ants with lots of workers tend to put less energy into making them armored.

arstechnica.com/science/2025...

Small and cheap mass is an ESS! Fantastic eco-evo research folks.

23.12.2025 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you both look like you're having a laugh๐Ÿฅณ

10.12.2025 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

401: toothed whales' echolocation is, however, convergent with a couple (!) of separate bat genera๐Ÿ’…

08.12.2025 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New US security strategy aligns with Russia's vision, Moscow says The Kremlin welcomes the starkly worded document, which does not cast Russia as a threat to the US.

How very not surprising ๐Ÿ‘‡

07.12.2025 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4018 ๐Ÿ” 1368 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 414 ๐Ÿ“Œ 169
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Great British Railways flies the flag as logo goes back to the future Livery for renationalised railway features red, white and blue alongside familiar double arrow symbol No matter how much train fares cost under Great British Railways, no one can accuse the government of wasting money on an expensive redesign. The logo, branding and livery for the impending renationalised and reformed railway will be unveiled by ministers at London Bridge on Tuesday. It is red, white and, yes, blue. Continue reading...

Great British Railways flies the flag as logo goes back to the future

08.12.2025 22:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Aligns with my intuition, even if it does sound bonkers to this 80s lad.

08.12.2025 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's called American Exceptionalism 2. Strap in, Canada ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.12.2025 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Graphic for The Lucan Obsession, featuring Lord Lucan, the Houses of Parliament, and a roulette wheel.

Graphic for The Lucan Obsession, featuring Lord Lucan, the Houses of Parliament, and a roulette wheel.

Fifty years ago, a possibly mistaken murder and the disappearance of a playboy aristocrat gripped the nation. My documentary The Lucan Obsession starts this lunchtime at 1.45pm on BBC Radio 4. Or you can binge all 10 eps (theyโ€™re only 15 mins each) on BBC Sounds now. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

28.10.2024 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 389 ๐Ÿ” 84 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

@curataceae.bsky.social ?

08.12.2025 10:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ด SFC Top 10 - biggest wins in Europe ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ด

#7: Saints 3-0 Sparta Prague, Europa League, 15 Sep 2016

Our Group K campaign made a great start, with Charlie โ€œParklifeโ€ Austin bagging 2 goals. But two poor draws against Hapoel Beโ€™er Sheva would later cost us a place in the knockout stages.

#SaintsFC

08.12.2025 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is such a great post, and I'm so glad you're still writing, Jonathan. One of the original Scientists Of Olde Twitter! Kudos ๐Ÿ™

27.11.2025 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A ton to be thankful for -- here is one part of that - all the acknowledgement sections from my scholarly papers A blog about microbiology, genomics and metagenomics, sequencing, evolution, ecology, and open science.

The Tree of Life: A ton to be thankful for phylogenomics.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-to...

27.11.2025 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Women deserve safety and privacy online. Why are we still being made to choose? Seyi Akiwowo interviews sex workers, policy leads, and parents about online safety.

โ€œBecause the truth is, no one wins in the false choice between safety and freedom. But if we centre care, equity, and imagination, we might just build an internet that lets us all breathe easier.โ€

We need online communities that are safe and inclusive. We can build them with care, joy, and justice.

27.11.2025 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/

24.11.2025 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6511 ๐Ÿ” 1980 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. Really? Christ almighty they need to grow up a bit over the pond, don't they?

24.11.2025 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.

24.11.2025 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 10312 ๐Ÿ” 3606 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 416 ๐Ÿ“Œ 239

www.politico.eu/article/russ...

Er... Lads could be forgiven for thinking the way to make the unreasonable Russians reasonable is to... Smash them all the way back into their own borders?

Too simple? Perhaps it'll dawn on the grownups eventually ๐Ÿ™„

24.11.2025 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And that, my dears, is a classic snakebite puncture ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Almost new tube too. Annoying. #commuting

24.11.2025 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

23.11.2025 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 25721 ๐Ÿ” 3807 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1327 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1084

Watch out for those hate reads, they'll bring you down..

24.11.2025 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.

Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...

24.11.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 15589 ๐Ÿ” 6109 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 686 ๐Ÿ“Œ 592

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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