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Post-structural engineer. Spaghetti midwestern. Between cats right now. Always with water.

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Technically, “strategic gamer operations”…

06.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canada has chosen a side in the gamer war.

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Magazine ad for the Audio Technica “Sound Burger” portable record player

Magazine ad for the Audio Technica “Sound Burger” portable record player

The original name was even more American. Why rebrand?

06.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real public service hours are 24/7

06.03.2026 12:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At 8:15PM??? Can you imagine being in the room?

Jeff Shipley’s family: “Dinner was great. I think I’ll head to bed soon. What are you typing up so much on your phone?”

Jeff Shipley: “Oh nothing. I’m just checking the weather”

06.03.2026 11:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

An insane bigot with the eloquence of a telecom support chatbot.

06.03.2026 11:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Again, in my defense, you

were being super

condescending so I got
frustrated

Again, in my defense, you were being super condescending so I got frustrated

06.03.2026 11:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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From the Iowa community on Reddit: Sitting State Rep called me slurs for supporting oncology over ivermectin Explore this post and more from the Iowa community

Jeff Shipley called someone a r-worded f-slur

www.reddit.com/r/Iowa/s/hgy...

05.03.2026 19:25 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

And Half-Life 2 is basically a stand in for “The Orange Box” in its entirety. Games in cube and box form.

06.03.2026 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Disco Elysium, Citizen Sleeper, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Halo 3, Half-Life 2, Elden Ring, SSX Tricky, Chibi-Robo, Katamari Damacy (labeled as “Mass Soul” for some reason)

Disco Elysium, Citizen Sleeper, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Halo 3, Half-Life 2, Elden Ring, SSX Tricky, Chibi-Robo, Katamari Damacy (labeled as “Mass Soul” for some reason)

It was very hard not to include Ocarina of Time and SoulCalibur 2.

06.03.2026 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Branstead and Grassley are rolling in their graves!

05.03.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2026 03:20 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

“You can reach me by calling the local Taco John’s and asking for the iPad baby.”

05.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re putting chemicals in the water that’re destroying the freakin’ frogs’ nuclear family values!

05.03.2026 17:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolute dipshittery. (I mean Iowa Republicans, not Mr Walker.)

05.03.2026 16:40 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

He’s spiking his milk???

05.03.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got a ticket for excessive speed reading.

04.03.2026 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Synthesis: give me four hundred dollars

04.03.2026 01:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Didn’t you hear? Blowback is dead. Now we’re blowing it forward.

03.03.2026 20:26 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The news, brought to you by “A Couple Modelos to Take the Edge Off”.

02.03.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shares of “A Couple Modelos to Take the Edge Off” are skyrocketing. Invest now while you can!

02.03.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know not how A24’s Alex Garland’s Elden Ring will be filmed, but A24’s Alex Garland’s Elden Ring: Nightreign will be filmed with sticks and stones.

27.02.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Party lines being drawn. Which pizza vendor will you support giving you heart disease this election?

26.02.2026 23:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A powerfully midwestern “Thanks”. Much respect

26.02.2026 23:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

25.02.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.02.2026 16:01 👍 575 🔁 173 💬 4 📌 3

Carrying all my eggs in one basket on one arm with my other groceries so I don’t have to make a second trip to the car just for chickens.

25.02.2026 16:28 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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every single time it gets laid bare for you, every single time you have a choice, to retreat into copaganda and cop hagiography (that you know to be false,) every single time you have a choice to move on from here when it is finally enough already.

24.02.2026 16:41 👍 216 🔁 75 💬 5 📌 4

ACAB might be too generous these days

24.02.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Iowa man faces child porn charges stemming from job interview with sheriff’s department A man from New Virginia is facing 13 child pornography possession charges after the Warren County Sheriff’s Office says he admitted to it in a job interview.

Why would anybody be critical of law enforcement? Seems like a good crowd to me…

24.02.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0