“Largest oil disruption ever in history”
08.03.2026 23:00
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“Largest oil disruption ever in history”
Oh weve started a war that we hope to bring on the end times but we forgot it was going to makes things reallllllllly expensive first and people might get pissed off at us.
Iran's government is more hardline, its people are poorer and more isolated, the region's on fire, and the global economy feels like its about to go into shock
If you want to know why people wanted to avoid war with Iran for so long, you're finding out in real time
Im literally going to therapy for this. My parents never took me to the dentist and they never bothered with ortho. By the time I was an adult my mouth was already overcrowded and now my teeth are literally being squeezed together
I have to get a couple teeth pulled this summer. My mouth is all fucked up and its starting to ruin my health.
the feet should build the stairs, not the hands
This will be a test re: whether the U.S. population knows who to be mad at.
You know its gonna be great when the united states leans heavy on Ai drone warfare and one of their drones drops a bomb on Palestine, Ohio or Shushan, New York
Iran: check this shit out, I drew a fake tunnel entrance. and labelled it Secret Bunker. The American AI burned a quarter of their remaining ammunition trying to destroy it.
The US: claude, give me bunkers hot in Asian land war visible nipples right altitude big tiddies not fooled by black paint
Teeth problems
This is going to sound insane but you should make some brownies, but parbake them by like five minutes. Take em out, coat the top with sweetened condensed milk and then set your oven to low broil for the last five.
What do i do if I wrote a book
Most good fiber comes from plants and we have deregulated and de-workered the plant making industry. We will be fed slop that makes us shit bad. Most americans really do get all hydration from sugar drinks. Imagine an entire population of violently dehydrated illiterate constipated people.
The sages predicted fibermaxxing. And yet...proteinmaxxing continues its reign of terror
how many US citizens are there in Israel right now, do you think
oh my god fuck it’s over
Al Jazeera investigation raises questions over deadliest single attack of war that killed 165 schoolgirls and staff.
This kind of thing has been standard policing since Marsha P Johnson's dead body was found in the Hudson River following an argument with some transphobes and was immediately ruled a suicide and left uninvestigated by police
The scene in GOT where the tully dude keeps fucking up trying to light his dad's funeral boat is the absolute peak of the entire series. Its decline begins following that scene.
Blood moon eclipse tomorrow
Imagine the Kabul airlift but in every major airport throughout southwest Asia.
the HPV vaccine is fucking incredible, period end of that's it
Insane how the plan was "kill every single Iranian politician" and now theyre looking around for anyone but the irgc to run this show
Archduke Franz Ferdinand has entered the chat
So, so instructive to compare media response to Afghanistan withdrawal -- months of hysterical garment-rending & catastrophizing, relentless criticism of the admin -- with the response to an unprovoked, unmotivated, illegal war of aggression, ie, "some critics say maybe Trump should have reasons."
It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.
In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)