Had to explain to a kid that Mexicans can in fact get sunburns
09.03.2026 22:50
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Had to explain to a kid that Mexicans can in fact get sunburns
This right here, it's the best cover ever recorded.
Google News article card: Tragic Details About How Met Your Mother Star Alyson Hannigan
When lesbians learn she isn't gay
This time change is killing me
Doctor: you have exactly 4 minutes and 56 seconds of gaggings left in your life
Me: I know.
Your reminder that Joss Whedon wasn’t allowed to be alone with 14 year old Michelle Trachtenberg.
Just if you’re getting excited about his career re-launch and don’t care about his revolting behaviour toward Charisma Carpenter.
👏 bring👏back👏quaa👏ludes
My dad wanted to name me after my grandmas and my mom went along with it
Tatiana Maslany in "She-Hulk" learning that Steve Rogers does, in fact, smash
Nobody:
Me: JABBA THE HUTT FUUUUCKS!
this magnum opus
*as originally posted in the Warthunder subreddit by user <<xXxDarkSerphirorth42069xXx>>, received twelve million downvotes
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
Very nervous about parking behind an Audi, as a poor person
Bad news, don’t think the deodorant is hanging in there, I’ve become the thing I despise
Girl who's into praise kink but also power scaling: but am I a good enough girl to defeat Goku
Helping an only Spanish speaker and an only English speaker understand my first language, Spanglish
a drawing iris made of a very small puppy version of blue from blue's clues, a dog that is light blue with dark blue spots and floppy ears. there is text on the top that reads "she is blue" and the bottom text says "because she is clues". the background is a light pink.
she is blue because she is clues 🔍
#artbytrashcangoddess
Oh look it’s the Hindutva doing the DNC-fascism two-step.
Coworker music/shows/movies is such a subjective pejorative
lol I hate so many of the therapists I work with
Ahead of the Oscars, I spoke with director Emilie Blichfeldt and makeup designers Thomas Foldberg and Anne Catherine Saurberg about their excellent film, The Ugly Stepsister, and what that nomination means for a film like this. Read it here:
www.fangoria.com/the-ugly-ste...
"[Shantel} Boone, who originally went to Perwaiz to report stomach pain, found out her uterus was removed after visiting another doctor. The stomach pain turned out to be caused by a hernia."
lol where did they find this guy with 30 followers and a book title that makes me cringe
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
lol this bitch doesn’t even want to work in behavioral health or social work, why is she here?!
lol just discovered that racist bitch did absolutely nothing but billed for it
American taxpayers are paying this ICE-hole to walk up and down a residential street in Santa Ana, CA, spraying pepper spray for no reason whatsoever.
#ProudBlue #FuckICE #SantaAna
Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.
