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Practice self care by turning yourself into a dog, there is no better way to get yourself away from stress than being a dumb dog chasing their own tail

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

The Bunny of Shalott

Transformations that are uncomfortable/painful in the moment but end with an intense feeling of relief as your new body slots into place 😩

400% what i always hope is happening every time some random part of my body starts hurting

someone had accidentally handed me a lidocaine slurry instead of tap water and while i lay on the floor getting synopses of several different universes most of the people whose lives i was experiencing had the same name

I was born in 1981 and I never even really considered that I might live to see Nintendo become a more durable institution than the United States

just have an intermission every 69 minutes

films i've seen in theaters that had intermissions include Lawrence of Arabia, Titanic, Gettysburg, and Kingdom of Heaven

even better if there's also a merch table and a reasonably priced food court

they would have to go even further than "just" sexual assault for a lot of trans people too because doctors are actually good at their jobs

great title for a Stealth sequel that somehow loses them half a billion dollars

sounds like one of the plot lines in blade runner

in a way these seem like they're also ads for Apple

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In the style of a fairy tale art page or medieval painting in warm tones of orange, red, and blue;
A canine or wolf wearing a collar holding a decapitated wrist/hand in its mouth with text above it in Ye Old font, "Bite the hand that would feed thou nought but crumbs"

the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸

Things you should never post online: full name, date of birth, address, social security number, loot table, total hit points remaining,

i'm pretty sure that this means FEMA is obligated to declare him a walking disaster area

people in a burning carriage, the door has been opened and Flash Gordon is extending his hand shouting "Come on! You can make it if you try! But we've got to move now!!"

From Flash Gordon to everyone

Guaranteed this shit is currently plagiarizing Delta Green discussions stolen off forums and reddit and absolutely fucking cooking someone's brain into planning on murdering cultists

no one will ever convince me that von braun actually thought his terror weapons were being built by a bunch of hard-working patriotic nazis who went home to their families every day and told them they're proud of what they're doing for hitler

when they think everyone uses it they'll move on to the next even worse thing to normalize

you'd be drunk too if you'd been witness to all the things that have happened in trump's AI oval office

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

does no one read books or enjoy just sitting around thinking anymore?? or you know, the entire rest of the web? i'm sure i'll never finish reading all the threads on the one forum i bother reading much of

heck i think i still have like a dozen twitter accounts but it's not like i'm using them

i'm not sure i even have the passwords for them anymore but i'm not going to let anyone else there have them and pretend to be me 🤷🏻‍♀️

The good news is that the amount of weapons the US has at its disposal is in a state of permanent decline considering who largely controls manufacturing and rare earth

Listen, I try to respect other people's religious beliefs but I really think that "I believe the President of the United States has been divinely appointed to bring about the End of the World" should disqualify you from being a flag officer, I'm sorry

Realistically, there probably has to be a move towards a model of co-production of expertise based around informed consent. Demedicalisation of transness-as-diagnosis, and a significant improvement of the average medical professional's understanding of trans healthcare will need to go hand in hand.

I'm not saying you're wrong to not want to scare your suburban mum audience, but sooner or later, we do actually have to reckon with the cops in lab coats asking trans adults and minors alike about our masturbation habits to make sure we're Good Suffering Transes and not fetishists creeps like them.

I do appreciate cis advocates of trans healthcare, especially in these times, but I do wish more of them would let go of the "experts know best" framing. I'm aware it's safe, palatable, sellable, but there's a century of "experts" torturing, converting, and sexually abusing trans people. So.

i'm assuming someone puts a new E word between white and female every day and gets blocked by everyone