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SQLGrrl of the Woods

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she/her Data Mangler who does things for a company Current steward of homestead on what is likely stolen Catawba land Trans rights are human rights Pro-choice, literal tree-hugger, BLM, secularish Opinions are solely mine, get your own

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Visually reminds me of corned beef hash, which my dad loves.

07.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am unreasonably afraid of bats. I’d have to move!

07.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ It's a @#$%!! gazebo!”

07.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So my brother has a gazebo with big curtains. A bunch of bats have been hanging out in the folders, unbeknownst to him, and one flew out and dive bombed his head.

Now he is doing the rabies shot fun.

Very important to not mess around with wild bat encounters. Better safe than sorry. No do-overs.

07.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved my Boggs! They are in need of replacement now (12 years?? I think?), so thank you for this list!

07.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is joyful! What a good timeline cleanse!

07.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This most ridiculous part of Bridgerton is that the wisteria on the front of their house is in bloom for two straight months, when wisteria blooms for exactly the length of two blinks, and then turns grey and depressing.

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big hugs!!

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful!

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Boooo

05.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Kansascitydsa instagram post, 4h ago:

Flier: TELL CITY COUNCIL! NO CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN KANSAS. PUBLIC HEARING! TUES MAR 10 5:00PM  URGENT LAST CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD! CITY HALL 100 N 5TH ST LEAVENWORTH KANSAS

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Despite a consistent and overwhelmingly majority of Leavenworth (and nearby neighbors) speaking out against CoreCivic’s Special Use Permit, the city commission voted 4-1 to move forward with CoreCivic’s for-profit immigration camp two weeks ago. This March 10th, at 6:00, is now the last remaining meeting to tell the city commission of Leavenworth, KS that our community does not welcome concentration camps in our community. In anticipation of yet another wave of opposition, the city commission of Leavenworth has preemptively limited the allowed public comment period to only one hour. Please come out early, starting no later than 5:00, for a mass demonstration against CoreCivic and its record of physical assault, medical negligence, sexual abuse, and wrongful deaths that plague its facilities across the nation every single day. Join us to hear the testimony of the extended Leavenworth community, the same testimony that the city commission wants to silence in favor of a billion dollar private prison company that abuses two month old babies and their families.

Kansascitydsa instagram post, 4h ago: Flier: TELL CITY COUNCIL! NO CONCENTRATION CAMPS IN KANSAS. PUBLIC HEARING! TUES MAR 10 5:00PM URGENT LAST CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD! CITY HALL 100 N 5TH ST LEAVENWORTH KANSAS Post text: kansascitydsa 4h Despite a consistent and overwhelmingly majority of Leavenworth (and nearby neighbors) speaking out against CoreCivic’s Special Use Permit, the city commission voted 4-1 to move forward with CoreCivic’s for-profit immigration camp two weeks ago. This March 10th, at 6:00, is now the last remaining meeting to tell the city commission of Leavenworth, KS that our community does not welcome concentration camps in our community. In anticipation of yet another wave of opposition, the city commission of Leavenworth has preemptively limited the allowed public comment period to only one hour. Please come out early, starting no later than 5:00, for a mass demonstration against CoreCivic and its record of physical assault, medical negligence, sexual abuse, and wrongful deaths that plague its facilities across the nation every single day. Join us to hear the testimony of the extended Leavenworth community, the same testimony that the city commission wants to silence in favor of a billion dollar private prison company that abuses two month old babies and their families.

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05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A clothes line suspended between two poles, against a backdrop of trees and blue sky with white puffy clouds.

A clothes line suspended between two poles, against a backdrop of trees and blue sky with white puffy clouds.

Aforementioned laundry on the line

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also people who do this in public restrooms are sociopaths.

05.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bowl on a mint green table, surrounded by a crocheted, green and blue bowl cozy, with a crumbly mix of ground turkey, cauliflower and spinach mixed together. A bag of Colby Jack cheese is in the background and a can of selzter

A bowl on a mint green table, surrounded by a crocheted, green and blue bowl cozy, with a crumbly mix of ground turkey, cauliflower and spinach mixed together. A bag of Colby Jack cheese is in the background and a can of selzter

Before adding cheese

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lunch time laundry on the line and making ground turkey, cauliflower, spinach mixture for lunch. Then back to the cabin.

05.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(To be clear I’m not saying I do this, I’m saying I’ve watched people who have been told to take it off speaker do this exact thing, then loudly complain)

05.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s because if you hold a smart phone up to your ear, your ear and cheek accidentally press all the buttons and hangs up.

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whooo hoooo

sqlserver β€”> glue/pyspark β€”> s3/parquet ran successfully!

Lots of fiddly things to look out for. But up and running!

05.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to say I hope I’m not Nicole Kidman in this scenario

05.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No…I don’t think I’ve used this serger yet. Got it used off fbm.
Going to assume it was like this when they put it away.

05.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A close up picture of a serger showing one of the needles is broken off. White thread is showing in the remaining needle and the loopers.

A close up picture of a serger showing one of the needles is broken off. White thread is showing in the remaining needle and the loopers.

The needle gods mock me today

05.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily, I’m on the data science side of the house so it’s not my headache. not my circus, not my mssql on ec2 nightmares!

05.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes running in ec2 cluster

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

04.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 8513 πŸ” 1156 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 175

Glue + PySpark + SQL - what could go wrong!?!?!

Unescaped single quotes is what.

04.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quacks like a war

04.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A screenshot of an imagine from Etsy that shows a mannequin head wearing an off white with specks of grey knit hat that is long and slouchy, with side tassels.

A screenshot of an imagine from Etsy that shows a mannequin head wearing an off white with specks of grey knit hat that is long and slouchy, with side tassels.

Is a slouchy knit hat considered a beanie? I prefer them to the tight fitting beanies.
There is an alternative that has a built in scarf that is more like a hood, too. Not spring attire, though.

04.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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