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Chris Wagner

@chriswagner

Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner

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Someone's sell order trigger hasn't hit yet

10.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yamaha has entered the chat

10.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's doing it on purpose. When you have the power to distress the assets you want, so that you can buy them on sale, and you have no moral center, the path is clear.

Lutnick with the bond market. The Trump boys with stocks and crypto. Kushner with... damn near everything.

09.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Valorizes"? Sorry, just trying not to misread...

09.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ask them to give you all their stuff. No backsies.

09.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me going "oh no not the guy from The Psychedelic Furs too"

09.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay

07.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, our weirdo-to-normal ratio is off the fucking charts

06.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing wrong with writing down your Ws

06.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Manmakers!

05.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Xhibit ass guns

05.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's like watching a master butcher take apart an entire spring lamb

04.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rooting for necrotizing fasciitis

04.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enemy of my Enemy, etc.

04.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The plentiful em-dashes at the end might make one wonder if AI wrote that for Rinehart...

04.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We put unimaginable pressure on our kids like normal people

04.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A BAD MCDONNELL JET WITH A GUN IS A GOOD MCDONNELL JET WITH A GUN

04.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 440 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 23

Tomax Steps Down, Replaced By Xamot

03.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This "The Color of Money" reboot fucking sucks

03.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Low calorie"?

03.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's from 2017, not that anything's changed

03.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Other countries are actually sending planes for their citizens, Americans get a MAGA hat and a go fuck yourself

02.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Really do want to get my levels checked tbh

02.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I *think* you meant "dissembling", but "disassembling" in a Johnny 5 sense kinda... works?

02.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always "they".

01.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 26025 πŸ” 4729 πŸ’¬ 574 πŸ“Œ 483

We're Not NOT the Jet Set

01.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweetheart of the Odious

01.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All I've got right now is "Lucerne Saturday Night"

01.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0