soupie

aspire to higher, silicon valley inspiration for that issue is just 'slave'

men, dont post images of food you've cooked, you'll make me horny...

oh mY GOD!! yea! I've had chronic posture and joint issues in my right shoulder, think baseball pitcher issues but because computer. that hand goes a lil numb sometimes but it's not a heart or nerve issue so doctors were like "as long as the feeling comes back, shrug'

throw me to the slimegirls I'll come back pregnant

have I told u about how sometimes if I sneeze while my arm is in the wrong spot, my hand goes numb :3

deu isn't the only one around here trying to sex a machina

just making a bit about my name

I yearn for many things, mainly the mines, them, and years (but I typoed)

drag queen named Anne Derdingus

I'll kill him

francis....

DO NOT LOOK AT THINGS FROM THE PAST !!!!

the hornier I post the more likes I get and that says a lot about yall /pos

going to the bar with the "please pet me I'm friendly' dog harness on but not in a kinky way in a "I'm bored pls talk to me" way

I wonder how much square footage of skin I've picked over the years

2 decades of finger picking has gotta be like.... at least 10 sqft, right?

a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.

kink scene where you force me to go to bed on time

hii I'm very normal about this 🥺😵‍💫

cis girl who wants a phalloplasty: "would you love me if i had a worm?"

Edna looking very pretty for the camera

she's a runner she's a track star

all games are menus or parkour. and baby lemme tell you I fuckin LOVE a good menu

girls in my general vicinity when

"maybe I'm getting sick"

has had 700mg of caffeine

gen z boss be like: hey chat can you hop in the vc channel? we're being cyberattacked. *discord soundboard goes off*

anyways anyone wanna go to cinnabon?

recently saw a vid where a woman talks about her fantasy of messily eating a cinnamon roll while getting gently fucked in low lighting and

yaaaa

I haaaaate talking on the phone omg

I've been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

:3