alexis

my fellow bluesky babes, i have a tummy ache again. 😭

I went a trip to Cutie Pie Island and everyone there knew you!! 😇🌼🎀💝

I got this adorable Strawberry Shortcake ramen bowl at 5 Below and I am obsessed with it 😍

We love to see it! Also, The City of Stardust is so good!!

It has to be DEI, right? That’s the reason you didn’t get that promotion!! It OBVIOUSLY couldn’t be that a person of color or a woman was simply more qualified than you, right? Who could possibly be more qualified than White Guy™️. Justice for straight white men!! /s 🙄🙄🙄

people that actually think elon is gonna cut us all a check

can i just say something real quick?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“what are you gonna do, cry about it” like duh I’m literally a pisces ofc i am????

sorry i can’t hang out tonight, i have to remember something seemingly insignificant that actually fucked me up mentally and feel weird about it for several hours

one minute you’re young and carefree and fun and then all of the sudden you find yourself doing some serious research into the best model of steam mop for your hardwood floors. life comes at ya fast, I’ll tell ya what

target going against dei when 90% of their customers are the girls, the theys, and the gays is crazy work

I have unreasonably wide feet so I bought xxwide shoes that are literally comically wide and look absolutely insane but they fit me perfectly and are so comfortable so I actually dgaf. Walking around like fuckin’ Ronald McDonald and I’m Lovin’ It™️

I fear I’m at the age where I’m putting function over fashion

Busy Woman💃🏼

Aldi has the best hummus fyi

@ whoever unfollowed me, “I didn’t want your little bitch ass anyway 🙂‍↔️ Yeah, I’m a BUSY WOMAN” 💃🏼🪩💅🏻💋

(pls know this is a joke and i don’t actually care, i’m feeling so unserious today 🤭)

Tate McRae ATE IT UP on Sports Car. Period. 🤩

this dress looks so good on her

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Sabrinaaaaaaaa stunning!! 😍

She mothered so hard here 😌😌😌

accidentally stepped on my dog’s lil paw and i’m not okay about it 😭

god please grant me body crazy curvy wavy big titties little waist amen

happy belated Valentine’s Day! I wanted to share this beautiful bouquet of roses that my fiancé surprised me with from the local florist 💗

Sabrina Carpenter never misses and that’s a FACT 🩵💅

SABRINA!!!!

Do men really hate astrology or do they just hate women?

wow, really? you’re going to use that tone (slightly different than your normal tone) with me KNOWING i’m a fucking Pisces??? cruel and unusual