Bugfrog

These are real headlines guys. About a planet. A big planet.

That takes away our chief weapon - surprise... surprise and fear... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless inefficiency!

No regime that banned books ended up as the good guys.

Do ya ever feel he just says whatever comes to mind? Just makes it up?

This was from last summer.

We knew today would come.

Bored of Peace.

The current regime is continually refining the requirements to be accepted into society.

You and I will be excluded eventually. We’ve seen this playbook many times.

"Warner Brothers used 2 b a friend of mine, now they're just a monumental waste of time..."

We’re back baby!!!

How about “Door EmDash” - an ai tool that orders what it thinks you want based on past orders.

We should depose every American NOT mentioned in the Trump-Epstein files. That way we’ll be sure there’s no cover up.

Thats drop dead gorgeous detective work.

Why do I even need passwords? If I commit a crime, they know every detail about me, why not know who I am to log in? I am living in SillyLand. #sillyland

Glad Kash Patel was having a nice time visiting his parents in Florida, not only while Providence teenagers who had just seen their friends shot to death cowered in their rooms **but while the gunman drove to Brookline MA and killed someone else**

Hey - didn’t he also say they were going to give Americans like a $2k tax refund from the incredibly successful tariff plan? I’m starting to think something isn’t on the up and up…

17 HOURS???
Dude.

Eastern Colorado sky making the colors this morning!

Wow wow wow!

Wow wow wow.

Wait - OrangeTwat levied tariffs, companies increased prices to cover, US people paid higher prices.

Now the companies get all that tariff money refunded?

Why does this administration hate American people?

Bored of Peace - it’s right there in the open for everyone to see where this will go.

Oh this 88 word, 515 character email is too long for proofing, Outlook? Too many wordy words for Copilot's digi-thinker? Thanks, Microsoft.

Ok…hear me out…
What if…in Princess Bride…they weren’t rodents but instead they were Platypus of Unusual Size - think it through for a bit. POUS. Now the story has some legs, right???

How exactly is journalism better when backed by gambling odds?

Explain it to me - never mind just F off.

A teacher who ‘made you feel like you mattered’ was killed near her school after a man fleeing ICE crashed a car into hers | CNN What was supposed to be a quiet studentless staff planning day for teachers at a Georgia public school turned into a day of mourning when a man fleeing immigration agents crashed a car into a cherishe...

Anyone can be a victim when authoritarian goons have no rules.

Linda Davis was killed in a botched ICE car chase. Legitimate police have rules to protect bystanders.

Guess what! We still don’t have the Trump-Epstein files. What tiny redacted amount we have is horrible. All of them need to be held to account.

What if all Congresspersons had to live on what they tell us should be acceptable? That bland chicken plate, $15 an hour, no health insurance, no retirement and no avocado toast.

Omg. He may never do it again tho!

Internet experts: humans can’t do this

People: I do that all the time

IE: you are stupid and misunderstood when I say humans I mean me

Or maybe you’re more into stabbing island invading colonizers in the neck then going swimming in Kealakekua Bay, that’s cool too. Just send a card after.

Happy Valentines Day to all people who enjoy gunning down rival gangsters in Chicago and then eating chocolate.

Oh next time I see him I’m give him screen shots you are so busted.