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Paragon of Derring-Do and Hardihood. Would you believe Derring-might and Hardlyhood? Friend to All Cats, large and small Enemy to MAGA, Fascists, and Nazis—but I repeat myself.

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Maybe if he had to take a stroke for each fatality, he’d give a shit. But he cheats at golf as at everything.

09.03.2026 02:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn’t want to fall out a window or snack on Polonium.

09.03.2026 02:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too. I was about nine, listening to the radio in Monterey, CA.

07.03.2026 11:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ignorant cement-heads. Welcome to the future. Chance the Gardener was a warning.

07.03.2026 04:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s amazingly romantic in more than one sense.

07.03.2026 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My cat is a great assistant. With his help a half-hour job only takes 45 minutes.

07.03.2026 03:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There once was a finicky ocelot
Who used to go ‘round feeling cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
Because he liked cranberry sauce a lot.

Ogden Nash

07.03.2026 03:09 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

The guy you always have to remind about eye protection.

07.03.2026 03:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s what happened to a lot of people in Iraq. They rose, expecting our support. They didn’t get it and many died,

06.03.2026 21:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t that called the Laurentian Shield?

06.03.2026 21:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wasn’t The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince a Special Envoy?

06.03.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dalkon Shield of America?

06.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eek!

06.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne Mullins. The Einstein of the Senate.

I guess Hannibal Lecter was busy.

06.03.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As long as he doesn’t appoint a “Hammer of the Infidels.”

06.03.2026 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The nice thing about appointing “incompetents” to important posts is that you can fire them and everybody’s happy…

And they still did the dirty work which will not be undone. Very common at universities in my experience.

That the women get fired makes me suspect it was all planned this way.

06.03.2026 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d like to suggest to Lara Loomer that there is no war on men, but that the men she supports do vociferously commit crimes and yes, there is a war on that. And it’s long overdue.

06.03.2026 20:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like the girl in the fairy tales, spinning gold into straw.

06.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So it’s like declassifying documents.

He can declare victory when—he—decides to?

06.03.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Railroad workers like Unstoppable because it’s one of the few films that actually has trains working the way they actually do. And the bullshit they have to deal with. And both Chis Pine and especially Denzel W. had it down right.

06.03.2026 20:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that film. One of Peter O’Toole’s best. Everybody is good in it.

06.03.2026 20:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Murphy’s Romance.

06.03.2026 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Casablanca of course.

06.03.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Writing, acting, directing, art direction—every aspect was peak storytelling.

06.03.2026 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cute!

06.03.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is how you get a Peace Prize!

06.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sinners was gripping even before the vampire stuff. 110/100!

06.03.2026 03:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The whole point of a monastery is to get away from cats and girlfriends so you can actually think.

05.03.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds pretty non-consensual for an affair.

05.03.2026 00:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t order those. They suck.

05.03.2026 00:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0