Ethiom101

A black coffee and a cigarette breakfast sounds so cunty in theory.
Reality it just gives me a cocktail of anxiety and the shits :,)

I'm assuming I'll soon wake up to find a beanie permanently attached to my head as my transformation into a millennial hipster approaches its final steps.

If I start talking about kombucha you'll know it's time to put me down.

Words cannot describe the wave of despair that washed over me as I said aloud "Oh yeah I am actually getting the caramel in the roaster's notes." before realising what I'd just uttered, staring forlornly at the small, handle-free mug filled with custom ordered decaf espresso

text me when you get home

convinced matrix is a psyop designed to make people think good decentralised chat is impossible

Girl I have a name 😭

A photo of the end screen of maimai circle, showing a BBB rank on the song "Flower" with an accuracy of 79.5213%

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

The one thing worse than a sit/stand desk cablebound to the sit position: a sit/stand desk cablebound in the stand position ;-;

what a shy horsey :3

text reads nothing grows in isolation, we need each other

🌿

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

my subtle and well drawn comic

very important update to my site

Okay, wow. I went in deliberately trying to reserve my expectations. I did not need to. While it took a little bit to get used to the style that Mark is developing for himself it was a sincerely enjoyable and often tense experience with incredible use of physical effects.

There's so many people here in Warfstache cosplay LMAO

A photo of the screening of Iron Lung

:3333 #ironlung

redesigned my old man for a proper ref . . .

Fox 2 / sidewinder....

#M-2D #furryart

such a tragedy 💔

People say that software hasn't changed in modern computing history, and that's simply not true. The software industry has had decades of hard work put into it to completely undermine the generational leaps forward the hardware industry has achieved... ;⌄;

A photo of a computer monitor with Visual Studio Installer open on it. The window reads: "Installing package 56 of 464"

SPEED UP YOU INFERNAL SOFTWARE

I wish Visual Studio Installed had a cumulative timer for "Hours of your life wasted while you wait for your IDE to update"

A screenshot of the Event Cinemas website showing the upcoming movie Iron Lung.

YESS!! IRON LUNG IN AUSTRALIA YEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Hot sauce basically never really goes out of date right? I can cook with this... 2 month expired ¼ bottle of hot sauce surely.

It's always a bit jarring coming back to work after time away, having not thought about it at all. Now you're sitting at your desk in a Teams meeting trying to remember why you care about what's happening.

A photograph of a sign saying "Departures" in english and Japanese with a symbol of an airplane taking off

And that's that...

If there's one thing that hurts more than leaving home, it's leaving your family, and those two aren't always in the same place.

uptown dog

It's always really funny my reaction to snow vs my European friends.

Me: "Oh wow snow! I'm gonna go for a walk! Y'all want anything while I'm out?!"

Friends: "oh snow..." *rolls back over in bed*

Beginner's Trail

Happy new year y'all <3