Gordon

Not according to Mark Steel.

I liked the bit where he said he “loathed” tribal politics before going on to talk about “Starmers VAT policy”, “Starmer’s inheritance tax” and Starmer’s vituperative actions in term time. All in an interview given to the Telegraph.

‘And the charity you are playing for?’

‘The Alexander Armstrong school fees fund.’

I mean, from a ‘keep people watching’ point of view, that makes perfect sense, no?

You still had to get your tickets from some fucked up bloke in Camden Town though right?

Wise words. You’re never sure what’s around the corner. Hope you’re ok Sammi.

Do you know Richard, I’ve never had a Solero. What I like best is bird-box design.

Marks out of ten?

I managed to bag two for one of the extra gigs in September so I’m taking my son. To be honest, I’d moved on from Oasis a long time ago but he loves them. Agreed though, Cast was an underwhelming announcement!

Did you get tickets for the summer?

Botman!! That’s all!!

Wow! Talk about life changing! Wishing you continued health and happiness.

Yeh, last week I sat down with a cup of tea and felt a bit sad that the masters snooker had finished and scorned at indoor bowls having replaced it in the schedules. I then watched the indoor bowls for two and a half hours. Because there’s something wrong with me.

They had a 1% decline in worldwide sales in 2024 and they posted third quarter profits of over $2bn. That’s pretty healthy considering their line up of models are aging like unpasteurised milk.

I often wonder how Musk’s behaviour doesn’t seem to be reflected in the sales of his God-awful cars. When I see the Tesla badge on the road now, it may as well be a swastika for how hard I’m judging the driver.

He was everywhere yesterday. And not just because the commentator on the stream I watched kept confusing him and Tino!

This isn’t Sean Dyche’s first rodeo

It’s not a problem though Joshy eh?

Freudian slip from the BBC sport app?

Yes!! Why are the pieces so small in the shop bought variety? Sometimes nearer to a pickled cabbage smoothie.

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The Billionaire son of an apartheid-era Diamond mine owner giving a Roman salute?

I did Nazi that coming.

I’ve been listening to the audio book on my dog walks for the last few days and I have to say, it’s superb.

No worries pal. Don’t take my word for it mind. I’m just surmising from what my account looks like.

Remember the episode where Capt Mainwaring water-boarded the tea lady at the bank because he suspected she was a Fraulein? Classic!

Nah, the chaffinch in the suit of armour is obviously the late, great Kenneth Williams.

Friends and family is people I can transfer a ticket to. ‘Strong relationship’ just seems to mean the people whose ticket I pay for!

First shot of the ‘Wire in the blood’ reboot?

24 hours in police custody! I can’t condone this system!

Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?