Bard Gang (Harsh/[Joan])

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

I love this line so much I drew it as a colouring book page, if you also love Galaxy Quest and would like to colour it in

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

more people need to see this

we all have obligations to each other, we need to be doing more for each other to get out of this mess. except for politicians tho, every politician a king

Okay Bluesky, supposedly this is where the scientists are now so can someone give me a straight answer on this:

Can I use a PETE (Polyethylene Terephthalate) tray for etching a copper circuit board with ferric chloride without the tray melting?

Because *fuck* if Google is helping on this one ...

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

Worth watching the whole clip, but purely in propaganda terms it seems to me, admittedly just an amateur observer when it comes to war fighting, that it may be useful to send the message to the 91+ million Iranian civilians that we are not trying to kill them.

Huge win for me today: someone complimented my socks and I just said “thank you” instead of “thank you I got chocolate on them earlier because I was laying in the floor eating ice cream”

can one of you get me a burger

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Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans

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Early Voting is open and IL-09 offers same-day registration.

like sorry but any kind of new firefly thing has three main problems

one - joss whedon is a super creep

two - adam baldwin helped start gamergate

three - the core premise of firefly is racist and at some point you have to address that they didn't even like add any chinese characters for the movie

AI research:

Researcher: Claude, please eat ten hamburgers.

Claude: Done! I have eaten ten hamburgers. The first two were delicious, but after that I began to experience bloating and the meat sweats.

Headline: Anthropic Says Claude has "A Fully Developed Digestive System"

We've just learned that the person at the MHRA whose letter caused Wes 'I follow the clinical evidence' Streeting to cancel the puberty blockers trial is Professor Jacob George, the GC who enjoyed mocking trans people on his social media account.

Why did Wes Streeting cover up his name?

breaking bad ends with him losing everyone he cares about only to wilt away for a year in hiding with nothing but a barrel of money. Men not getting its a tale of the toxic tragedy of masculinity is their fault not the show’s. They’re just too deep in the self aggrandising Walt was in

How to win in November

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

And that question is coming from Fox News' Peter Doocy, so you know Trump's pissed.

Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?

A four quadrant scatterplot with the x axis labeled “raw animal sex appeal” to “endearing posh mojo” and the y axis labeled “has working understanding of what society is” to “does not know how society operates” with George of the Jungle, Rocky of Rocky Horror, JCVD in Universal Soldier, Leopold, Duke of Albany, Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Austin Powers arranged in a roughly diagonal line from the top left to bottom right

I have made the chart

I guess you shouldn't have run a shit campaign!

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

And by “algorithmic filter bubble,” Dorsey means *we* get to decide whose posts we see instead of him. That’s a feature, my bro. Not a bug.

Donald Trump is a child rapist

Hollywood Steve Huey: I dunno man, JD Vance's wife is an Indian woman and yet he still behaves like a neo-nazi incel Ryan Grim replies: If someone told you he hated Indian people, would you believe that?

Starting to think this guy might not be super smart

Markwayne is the dumbest man in Congress, and that includes the times when Mitch McConnell goes braindead. He once tried to fight the head of the teamsters union on the Senate floor. He failed to snatch a sign from a 78 year old man just last week. I don’t think he even knows how to spell DHS.