EddyBear 🧸

America continuing to be the destroyer of peace… I wish Congress had a backbone and would stop sucking that pedophile’s busted out asshole

Omg! So exciting! Can’t wait to find that Raichu sign

WHY

Does ditto lowkey give dumb hung smile?

Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling “bi…big booty latinos…”

Fight cloud and distorted face are going to be regulars in my repertoire

Prove it! C’mereeeee

Pawmi staring from a distance in low res

Umm… I just got an email about my student loan that I haven’t been making payments on for six years because it’s been “under review” to be forgiven…

I hate this high school little bitch boy at the gym that moans with each set cause he thinks it’s funny

Yes

Y’all noticing a lot more NSFW slipping through the sensors?

Oop. Run!!

But you can make little gated rooms in the mansion that will count as houses

Duck face in my little office mirror

Don’t go to Monday. It’s a trap

Look I may be outgoing and social, but for me information that is not mine to present… I get so scared. My heart went pitter patter at this presentation

I love this little rager. Just wants to listen to Tove Lo’s Sweat

Let’s get this place HUMID

Tell me in vivid detail how the purple one is

I skeet less on the weekends, but just trust I am spewing nonsense to my poor man

Dizzy stuns in new photo

Ugh I need new clothes but I need to use someone else’s money for it

Whoa whoa whoa… @cubitopapito.bsky.social still exists

It’s Nice! Slide through

Show me what that means

Waking up with cuddles is the perfect start to the day.

(Girls who hate they married to the military men)

Leave it to me to find every bisexual trapped in a heteronormative marriage. AGAIN.

Now where the hell you been?

“Protein maxxing” oh you mean bukkake

I’m worried Scary Movie 6 is going to try and pander to conservatives… something about the pronoun joke and Cindy being a racist/republican is not sitting well with me