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Another day without a shower

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

What a wretched woman.

#Vyper | #Deadlock

Today I learned Market Basket has bathrooms open to the public. I've lived in New England 90% of my life and had no idea.

I've been saying this for years and it will never not be infuriating.

You get 90 seconds between your sets before I start staring.

I legit had the same situation. I asked a ton of questions, and after my first confession I said "Why are we talking to the priest through a wall? I already tell people when I do something bad"

My parents never took me back to Sunday school

I made the correlation that Geralt from the Witcher games sounds like a masculine Marge Simpson and I can't unhear it.

Daylight savings time is fake and gay

An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"

A screenshot from my steam library of the game Resident Evil: Requiem displaying 34 hours played and all achievements unlocked.

Solid 9/10. Recommend.

Why has it been so long since the last time you ate a pear?

An edited screenshot from Pokopia with the games title replaced with the text "eat her pussy from behind"

A screenshot from RE9 displaying a main character with a cell phone and a phone number present in the screen display.

Leon's phone number in Resident Evil Requiem implies he lives in the Cleveland Ohio area.

Generally speaking I wont touch the stuff because I think their coffee tastes sour unless you put a metric assload of sugar.

But ill do anything I can to piss off people I don't like in a non-violent way.

I think Dunkin Donuts sucks. Like, really really sucks.

But the fact that RFK is going after them makes me want to go out and support them.

Ill drink shitty coffee just to spite that idiot.

Vyper's vibes
#Deadlock

A stylised reference sheet for a black and grey poodle character with a show cut fur style, except in areas where the fur would be shorter, the body has been skinned. The puffs of fur on the hips are shaped to resemble skulls. It wears a spiked black and gold collar with a rosette made out of a skull and ribbons of skin. It also has various spiked gold piercings

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i dare anyone to get me a sterile speculum i will Do It

its a better use of this BASICALLY UNCHANGED FROM THE 1700s INCREDIBLY INTRUSIVE PRETTY PAINFUL IF YOURE NOT DOING PENETRATION TOOL......

After years of wanting one I finally got my first espresso machine. It's not perfect, but it's all I need. And even has a regular drip coffee maker attached in case I have guests over

A plastic medical speculum

You could turn one of these bad boys into a little plastic Borzoi muppet if you wanted to

A plastic medical speculum

You could turn one of these bad boys into a little plastic Borzoi muppet if you wanted to

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In addition, sometimes you wont see much initial traction because of long periods of hiatus.

Even if its repeats, I suggest reposting your own work, or small scale work as often as you can.

Timing.

Bluesky has no algo, which requires artists to be far more prevalent in feeds, you're powered by reposts and talk. It would be worth it for you to time your posts to specifics such as 3pm EST, and 9pm EST as its right in the peaks of internet traffic as a whole.

I can still hate it

I want to see them get hit by a car.

Go browt yourself