Mike Morey

Losing to the US is part of Carney’s clever strategy.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson: "The chances of discovering intelligent life in the White House is a number below zero that doesn’t exist outside highly-speculative science fiction."

I’m holding out for ”inconceivable” meat.

You people who think Chinese cars will spy on you are forgetting that the US (apple/fb/X/NSA/ICE/&c) knows everything about you, 24/7. China knows the shortcut you took to the store, but the US knows your passwords. The anti-China alarmists are trolls for the US oil/auto industry. Wake up people.

hahahah. Trump says Elvis, Joplin and the Pope are in the Epstein files. Only 30% of Americans would believe that.

After cancelling my fb account in jan/2025, I recently rejoined only so I could sell something on the marketplace. I now remember why I cancelled it (apart from T’s inauguration). It’s filled with voices I no longer want to hear. I’d rather live in a bubble. Thank you bs bubble.

I just realized it’s Friday the thirteenth, and I wasted it.

Thank you.

Circular Road How far would you go to be with the right person? That’s the question Peckinpah Armstrong is desperate to answer. The problem is, he needs to decide if the right person is his wife, or his brother’s n...

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Well, these days most of you speak American, not English. In English, we don’t begin sentences with: ”Me and…” Sorry, my mother was an English teacher.

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So Mr Trump is mad because Canada built a bridge to the US and paid for the whole thing. Now he wants half, and he wants Canada to pay him for it. Hahahahahah. Rentally mentardid, that boy.

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I enjoy the editing process. But I edit as I go, so my first draft is usually in pretty good shape.

Nobody has ever invited Blanche to a party, so he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Here in Canada, we are grateful for our national voting system. But we don’t have a lunatic in charge, so it’s a warning to us down the road.

Uh oh. IMDb is about to be You-Too-ed by Trump.

Taking New Jericho What do you do when the credit card is declined and you discover the family fortune is gone? If you are Samantha Walcot, formerly of the Toronto Walcots, you write a best-selling memoir called Rich Gi...

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The Last Templeton Mavis Templeton faces a crisis when his old father drops dead outside a dubious Mexican restaurant, somewhere in the bleak North Dakotan outback. After a moment of panic, Mavis props up his dead fathe...

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If you say it convincingly, it's plausible.

Dear Alberta, if you think MAGA is such a success, please move to the US. If you are white, they will welcome you with open arms. Plus, you'll be able to carry around all the guns you want. Don't waste another minute. Sell your house now! Florida is practically empty. Lots of room.

Dear Alberta, there is no realisitic path to separate. And even if it did, you'd be scooped up by the US and made a 'territory', where you would not be able to vote for your new president. You will have less 'freedom' than you have now. Wake the f up!

Dear Alberta, stop blaming the feds for your health and education problems. Those are provincial matters. Your premier is openly and systematically dismantling both in order to privatize them. A MAGA wish list. Do you really want to pay for healthcare out of pocket? Just look at the US! Wake up.

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I watched Sinners the other night. Too late to stick a red hot poker in my eye.

Sinners: Hour 1: brilliant retelling of the Robert Johnson story. Hour 2: ruin it with vampires. Did DJT take over the Academy?

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It helps.

BTW, there is no 'tipping point', so stop asking.