My show Buyer's Remorse (an improvised mock trial about negative online reviews) is in just 3 hours (7pm ET) at Caveat on the LES of Manhattan! Get your tickets (irl or livestream) before it's too late.....
www.caveat.nyc/events/buyer...
Someone should really investigate why the boyfriends of all these ex-Starbucks employees are getting hit by cars
My hilarious pals @rachelrosekeller.bsky.social, Meg Reid, and I are back in @mcsweeneys.net today to “commemorate” Tr*mp’s (second) first 100 days with some Venn diagrams! Check it out and try not to go to a dark place!! ! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
JAN. 20, 2025: "Tariffs are just a bargaining tool."
100 DAYS LATER: "We're waiting on the penguins' counter-offer."
Guys. Guys. Guys. LIAM WILL NEVER BE AN ENGINEER! Powerful stuff.
They replaced Scabby
@unitedairlinesual.bsky.social I would like to lodge a formal complaint for causing me to lose Whamageddon on December 2nd. I'm seeking compensation
Got brain surgery today, so naturally I had to film a skincare routine yesterday ✨
Brb getting brain surgery Monday #justgirlythings✨
Deactivated my X so....this is where I live now?
In @mcsweeneys.bsky.social this past week with the amazing and hilarious Meg Reid and Katy Maiolatesi, neither of whom (I think) is on this app. Check out some depressing and funny venn diagrams
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
My new humor piece in Slackjaw is totally not my inner monologue in Washington Square Park...
medium.com/slackjaw/i-t...
Wrote this (now extremely timely) list the other day with Meg Reid, Katy Maiolatesi, and Meghan Horgan (none of whom are on BlueSky...I think)
If you're interested in New Yorker/McSweeney's style short humor and satire, I put together a little starter pack of some folks to follow.
And since these packs are limited to just 50 accounts, I'm working on a second volume--send me a message if I missed you and you want to be added!
