Hey Usha, need a wire coat hanger?
21.01.2026 16:50
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Hey Usha, need a wire coat hanger?
Fuck the USA
if you hold both my ears when you kiss me a polaroid of our passionate moment ejects from my butthole
I'm on a sideroad to heck.
My back piece tattoo in progress. A 3 eyed bat.
Black shading done.
a digital road sign hacked to say PENIS
is this is the sign we've been waiting for
A drawing I did of a friend.
A recent drawing I did for a friend.
Awesome! Congrats!
Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.
If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.
Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”
she better run
Various record store finds under $5
Some of mine
Absolute truth
Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
All my homies hate ICE
Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
Maybe she wants Jason in an intimate way.
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
I am so sorry, man.
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My back piece tattoo of a 3 eyed bat head
Line work done.
One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
Thank you so much!
Get fucked