we teach our chevals to shrink themselves
06.03.2026 01:58
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we teach our chevals to shrink themselves
could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel
the gay part of my social media is only talking about figure skating and the straight part is only talking about men’s hockey. there is literally no overlap between these two camps
Purple Brown
Purple Brown
https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4878
how it feels to read a new directions storybook
coming down off of a pretty intense “wandering around” session
It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈
It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas
proud of my dentist. he’s really working on his tight 5
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i literally was having a bad morning and had this thought and immediately locked in
put your hair up in a messy bun
put on some alt country
and handle it
I need it to be 20° warmer immediately so I can wander around again
Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
Books are good because they show you more ways you can use words. And then you can think better/cooler
i love when mitski is like “i’m gonna make a mitski song”
what the fuck does he know anyway
literally going through the albums that came out a decade ago and i think worry has the potential to be a valid pop punk modern classic
give jeff a grammy
blast damage days —> the end of worry is such a legendary run on an album
key lime pie ! 🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩🍋🟩
bearing witness to THEE most performative nodding i’ve ever seen
youre laughing. im laughing and youre laughing
in awe of how bad this looks
😇
THERES A BUG IN MY CUUUPPP!!!
LIKE AN ANGEL ITS STUCK!!!!
i can taste the barely dissolved protein powder on my tongue just reading this
look to your left… now look to your right.. the girls that get it, get it. and the girls that don’t,…. will ultimately end up failing this class
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
TLOP tour shirt “I Feel Like Margery Kempe”