I wish I was there to see it! But I'm sure there'll be plenty of other opportunities.

Come and fuel my new addiction.
youraislopbores.me

I love it!

Medium-sized yet?

Dropbox or Google drive?

Oh god, what have you done?!

Did I read that correctly? Hare is going to fight bare? No wonder tickets are selling like hotcakes.

All good with me. I have bad eyes so need lots of light.
(Definitely ADHD, probably + autism)

I have belatedly listened, and now I'm having ALL THE EMOTIONS too. Kevin is brilliantly written, and brilliantly cast, and I love him to bits.

So reassuring to see I'm not the only one!

That's fantastic, well done!

For the height, obviously. Though the award too.

Have a fluffy little agent of destruction!

Oh great, now I'm just going to spend the whole afternoon singing "Happy birthday; a happy happy birthday tonight..."

Also, for the next few days the world would occasionally turn pink and yellow for a couple of seconds, with a wave of nausea. Not something I'd want to repeat voluntarily.

You're a published author now! And I bet your stuff is funnier than hers.

Yaaaaaaaaay!

Was accidentally given the wrong ones in a stew. Only a little, but had a very vivid dream where my favourite teacher was stood on a mountain dressed as Jesus. He diagnosed me with horizontigo - a fear of long distances.

Oh.

...Cheese?!

I was thinking the opposite... We should all get them. Every time Chris says something, a different audience member waves one.

Cycling proficiency

[Do not make a fart joke. Do Not...]

Nah that was my degree, mate.

That's my go-to baby lullaby.

I'm so sorry I missed your birthday!

You could try, but I suspect they'd last about 30 seconds 😂

...Bonnie Tyler has entered the chat.

Or alternatively, at the other end of the spectrum, the people answering facebook comment style who just write everything as one long stream of words because punctuation and sentences are for losers i thought they were just being lazy now i realise they were just preparing for questions like this

Yay for tandems!

The temptation to ask for the muff-diving sea monster...

Maybe he's only trying to discourage everyone from eating them so he gets them all to himself?