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@spentgladiator

texas sports fan, the mountain goats enthusiast. Texas Longhorns, San Antonio Spurs, The Arsenal, Austin FC. also an utterly jaded Cowboys fan. @tellhissonpod.bsky.social he/him linktr.ee/tellhissonpod

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was trying to decide if a Man City hatewatch is worth it today or not, but it’s literal misery everytime i try so i’m gonna skip that one and check the score later.

21.02.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think you nailed it. I think the squad could do with embodying the rest of the Dune qoute.

I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

19.02.2026 00:32 👍 91 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

okay i NEED french onion soup rn man.

06.02.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm gonna take this opportunity to admit that I sold mushrooms to some norms circa 1984 and I stepped on their dose (by eating half of it myself) so bad that they confronted me about it four months later when school let back in. one of them is MAGA now so I wish I'd just ripped him off outright.

26.01.2026 20:07 👍 405 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 0
a page from a hotel notepad with lyrics written on it, struck through, and the not at all pretentious and embarrassing annotation "Derrida" to the left of a verse with several struck-through lines

a page from a hotel notepad with lyrics written on it, struck through, and the not at all pretentious and embarrassing annotation "Derrida" to the left of a verse with several struck-through lines

of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc

26.01.2026 19:23 👍 593 🔁 71 💬 11 📌 8

Ødegaard bottom corner finish. Did I fall into a portal to 2022?

27.12.2025 15:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nothing like a late night rat adventure.

23.12.2025 06:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BIG GABI. WHAT A PASS BY RICE.

21.10.2025 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE

18.10.2025 17:51 👍 154 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 2

we are top of the league I said we are top of the league

04.10.2025 18:27 👍 127 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

Saliba in the background is killing me. He loves playing for The Arsenal.

29.09.2025 00:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was a great hate-watch day as an Arsenal fan. hoping this will continue with Aggy this afternoon but Auburn has to find some form of offense.

27.09.2025 21:50 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Even apart from the timing of it, this was an excellent goal from Arsenal 🔴⚪

Mosquera header ▶️ Rice header ▶️ Trossard flick ▶️ Martinelli run and finish.
All in about 9 seconds ⏩

17.09.2025 11:11 👍 76 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 2
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a person in a hooded sweatshirt is walking through a dark tunnel ALT: a person in a hooded sweatshirt is walking through a dark tunnel
17.09.2025 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Episode 3 of my dad and I’s new football podcast is now available! Link in bio.

11.09.2025 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
screenshot of lunar discourse by hydelic from the tetris effect original soundtrack

screenshot of lunar discourse by hydelic from the tetris effect original soundtrack

the only discourse i’m interested in

05.04.2024 03:43 👍 108 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 3

The Tesla diner menu lists its bacon as “Epic bacon,” in case you got confused about whether these guys were giant losers

22.07.2025 03:16 👍 2482 🔁 285 💬 57 📌 29

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

18.06.2025 23:59 👍 5626 🔁 1338 💬 26 📌 15

:/

17.06.2025 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it’s amazing how much your mood can improve from eating cheese curds and listening to Lady Gaga

27.04.2025 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg he said the thing

24.04.2025 15:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real Madrid in 4 matches against Arsenal in the UCL

1️⃣ goal scored 🔥
6️⃣ goals conceded 💨💨💨💨💨💨
1️⃣ draw ✍️
3️⃣ losses ❌❌❌

bring on PSG. Up The Arsenal.

16.04.2025 22:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Arsenal fans making their presence felt in Madrid.

15.04.2025 17:51 👍 231 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 3

DECLAN RICE IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME

08.04.2025 20:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wanted to see White at CB today but here’s hoping Kiwior has a good game. what a fantastic feeling to see Saka back in the Starting XI. bring on Madrid, COYG!!

08.04.2025 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sometimes you see a video of someone playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as Wario with “Family Tradition” by Hank Williams Jr. playing over it and it just sends you down a country music hole.

30.03.2025 04:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh, what a lovely sight this is....

Look at that smile.

27.03.2025 16:13 👍 420 🔁 24 💬 7 📌 14

has an argument for Arsenal’s Player of the Season this year. just a model of consistency and versatility.

25.03.2025 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i been saying for ages that the Rams are the most ideal place for him. landing behind Stafford for a season or two where he has time to get his mind and body ready, and getting to learn from a quality QB and great coach like McVay.

14.03.2025 17:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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