I get most of my news from this account
I get most of my news from this account
i beleive all the food at mcdonals is people but i still eat it sometimes
I hope this guy wasn't a method actor
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
I'm a method actor. Whenever I'm not on meth, I pretend to be
The missile store called, and they're all out of you
The circular Trump thing
Undefeated
Hahaha he's redefining victory as "The Straight of Hormuz has been reopened!!!"
So my generals say to me "Sir, you have destroyed the country like we've never seen before. But also? They put the son in. They put the son in"
So I said to my generals, "He's not such a good guy... But that's ok. He's letting the oil flow. We are opening up all the oil. There will be more oil th"
People are gonna try to shame you for complaining about a contract that affects 1.8% of your team's total cap space, don’t let those monsters stop you from living your truth
Trump pardon coming?
Washington free agency grade: F
*Only good signing is Tim Settle for DT depth.
*Got a part time pass rusher (Oweh)
*A bad slot corner (meaning Sainrstil will play outside out of position)
*Mariota was cheap I guess
*Let their center go and replaced him with an ex-guard at $3.5M a year
FWIW: @PFF ranked new #Commanders CB Amik Robertson as their 346th best free agent and BEHIND Benjamin St-Juste. A bunch of injuries too. Not exactly feeling this right now.
washington's only signing so far: $8M a year to this guy
kids stacked in a man costume
Washington's outside corners
The alec pierce deal is insane, wrecks the WR market going forward. Guy is a PERFECT speedster WR3 or WR2b
TAMPERING.........NOW
could be talking about the steelers facilities or an ICE detention facility
guy was PFF's 5th graded safety - this is to dump his 2026 guaranteed salary, right? 7th round pick seems a bit low!
Jets get: Minkah Fitzpatrick
Dolphins get: "PLEASE EAT THIS SALARY"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V7...
so Devlin MacGregor could give you
*hand wave*
PROVASIC
Here’s to spinning up some vortices, respecting the warnings, and appreciating the absolute spectacle that is springtime in the atmosphere.
LET’S GO, TORNADO SEASON. 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Is it chaotic? Yes.
Is it slightly terrifying? Also yes.
But is it the most electric, adrenaline-filled season in weather? Absolutely.
You know what that means: towering supercells, dramatic shelf clouds, and the annual tradition of meteorologists saying “conditions are favorable for severe weather” with the biggest grin imaginable.
Soon the radar screens will glow, the storm chasers will roll out, and the sky will start doing that thing where it turns an ominous shade of green that means business.
🌪️🌦️ TORNADO SEASON IS ALMOST HERE AND I AM READY 🌦️🌪️
The atmosphere is stretching, the jet stream is flexing, and somewhere out there a dryline is already thinking about causing problems.
Star Trek's Br*nt Spiner catching strays from this list
The only kind of panic I want to hear about is the kind that you experience at the disco youtu.be/IPXIgEAGe4U?...
Hahhahah