SPRISK

Visit to a friend that changes the landscape of their hometown forever

The look of disdain is peak

Women owned

1,000,000,000

Am I drinking 1,000,000,000 nano women? In March of all months?

Just a little listening to the yelling downstairs to see if any of it is about me

And good news! Most of it was just vaguely directed at people in general

I think I only came up once or twice 😌

LMAO

I’M NOT A LITTLE LOSER YOU CAN’T DO THIS

Being an artificer or wizard seems nice

Lots of nuclear options and get to be smart

Next character will definitely be all muscle or all brains

I like the idea of size poker because you can play around with the concept of a “pot”

Like for each hand the size is just taken and then when someone wins it goes to them

Lose too much and you just end up being part of the pot

Earplugs

Bombs

And we’re ready as we’ll ever be

Good chance someone dies when we get there so steel yourself :3

We just need to get there…

Like quickly

We’ve been detoured quite a few times and the more time we delay, the more horrible thoughts the DM will have

Conveniently forgetting the kobold’s 48 damage eldritch blast

Next level I get another shot every cast, and another +9 damage

So if I hit all 3 shots the worst damage I can do is gonna be 30, and the best is 57 without crits

Be nice to me ùwú and I’ll save your gay bat crewmate or whatever he is

Oh I’m sorry did I not NAIL our target last DnD session?

That’s all that should count for anything…

It’s only hot if they don’t upset my stomach, and perish quietly

I’ll direct you to the repost just after this post

Fucking flies...

I love poker I love gambling :)

I left some probiotic and prebiotic shots on my desk for like a day before refrigerating them

And I fear they evolved in that time and I’ll be drinking a whole ass advanced civilization

Or diet cherry coke

Depends on the weather

You could marry me you know

I’ll be distant and awkward about any kind of intimacy but I’ll love you in transcendent ways

I will get you a Diet Coke

Megaplex carpet…

🛸

I don’t even care about this kind of stuff

I wouldn’t stoop so low

Shut UP I don’t care

Don’t call them little losers…

Yeah he’s certainly a part of the story

I’m not sure what the PLAN is but I’ve gotta go along with it :3

I imagine I’ll probably lean that way when the time comes

He’s got a weird relationship with his patron, but it’s NOT healthy to say the least

Already done a couple shady things just for his patron, we’ll see how things progress

Currently playing a pretty tormented kobold warlock

But I sorta set him up to be deceptive and charming but I’ve mostly played him pretty straight… just helpful

Doing the thing I do in RPGs and trying to be a people pleaser

I’m tempted!

I just worry that if I do make another kobold people will feel like it’s the same kobold just in different clothes

I’ll have to do a voice or play him VERY differently…

The DM is also a kobold

So I can interpret this one of two ways

I fear I shouldn’t have made my first DnD character a kobold because how am I supposed to follow that up

I’m torn between “well whatever it is, you can’t do a second kobold in a row”

And

“Only ever play kobolds”

macro march 7

I’m never getting my damn order 😔

I have decided that even though some people never stopped posting just on Twitter, I’m gonna STOP looking over there

It’s just a misery machine, idk what I expect

*man seen walking out of ball crushing factory*

“That just wasn’t fun at all for me.”