Brian

hello from Edinburgh (last stop)

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

we loved it too. would go back in a heartbeat

thank you Russell it’s been a wonderful time

well that game was not great but I had a wonderful day

hello from Tottenham

a screenshot of three consecutive Shreveport Times headlines, with two warnings about the consequences of war with Iran sandwiching an article about, I shit you not, the location of a billboard promoting a Lana Del Rey song

recent stories in Mike Johnson's hometown paper:

- Louisiana gas prices are gonna go up because of war with Iran
- Where to find a billboard promoting Lana Del Rey
- We are all going to die

Noah Baumbach’s Catcher in the Rye

I’m currently listening to some British guys on a train talk about the nba. they’d have to stay up so late to watch the games I’m wondering how they keep up

we had something far more cursed (charter bus trips to March for Life in DC)

23 years old today

Buckingham palace

Taylor and I in front of Big Ben

Westminster Abbey

Fish and chips

hello from London

Mississippi is phasing out their income tax so this law just seems silly

I will be at this game for my first in person spurs game so I am sincerely hoping for a win

Jokingly/not so jokingly said “so can we stay for a while” to our friends a few times this weekend lol

nice! We’ve got some friends who live here and they’re taking us to their favorite Indonesian restaurant but if we don’t find a place for tomorrow we’ll check it out

we are having a very nice time

hello from Amsterdam

sorry to you but not sorry to Kash

you and Kash Patel

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

we’re not sending our best

widely considered the front runner for next governor of TN btw

it was an attempted hit piece but he didn’t even get into Columbia!! the whole premise was flawed!

It was never about fairness in high school sports, it was always about destroying trans people’s lives

jodzilla

we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ?

DoorDash McDonalds

CHAD SOPHIST Polus has FALLEN in the rankings after being THOUGHT MOGGED by THINKMAXXER Socrates, who argues it is better to suffer an injustice than to commit one, causing Polus to CRASH OUT in front of the Athenian orators

it is admittedly super funny they wear the robes there. as if they were going to be denied entry without them

well you could say the same about tonight