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Like at what point do AAA companies decide the most lucrative thing they can be doing is developing games for the 1070?

What is the point of developing for hardware with a hundreth of the install base?

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that makes sense. The power button being inconsistent sounds like it's probably an easy fix.

Good luck!

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please speak extremely careful disassembling CRTs, You are probably aware but they famously can hold a lethal charge even unplugged

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Show me a AAA game that invests the budget into gameplay and storytelling rather than the sheer fucking number of polygons.

I want a game with more lines of dialogue than they could possibly voice!

We're talking file size down and enjoyment up, let the gamers on old hardware enjoy new games.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The graphical arms race will be the death of the video game industry. At this point better graphics exist only to justify ballooning costs.

The hardware is more expensive for something that does not intrinsically mean the game is better.

Also voice acting just limits what the writers can do.

06.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh, I've never seen someone break right of way like that. Wild stuff.

01.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Legally speaking

01.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are standing at any intersection without stoplights those cars are legally supposed to stop so you can cross. There doesn't have to be a crosswalk painted on the road, any intersection without a light is a crosswalk and drivers are supposed to stop.

01.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A second price hike has hit the towers

28.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Mr bondsmith

28.02.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been brainstorming his evolution's names, best I got so far is Chowchar and Malasoot

28.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a puppy in her arms and says i 've only had arto for a day and a half ALT: a woman is holding a puppy in her arms and says i 've only had arto for a day and a half
28.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jimmy buffet listener boomerchu who has a good heart but at every family gathering says something well intentioned but highly offensive

27.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay uhm I love this guy so much

I got a weak spot for the Pomeranians

28.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Onion, garlic, and tomato.

27.02.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't expect it until late April, so you can be relieved instead of annoyed when it shows earlier than that

27.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bullshit the system won't collapse, we'll just have many gaps to fill with professional progressives

26.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The unicorn is so close to you in the second photo XD he is sniffing you

25.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The wait was excruciating, but it was worth every frame. This is hands down the coolest device I've ever owned.

A truly spectacular piece of hardware.

Another price hike is on the horizon, if you are interested in an AYN Thor pull the trigger literally right now.

Get the max, I regret the pro.

26.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

chicken jockey?

25.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The corporation sent me into the story of The Three Little pigs to figure out why the construction of the pigs' highrise apartments was halted, turns out the unicorn union is striking against literal capitalist pigs

Also the apartments are being built on wolf land and the Big Bad Wolf is Robin Hood

24.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen, says Vizzini from "Princess Bride".

You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen, says Vizzini from "Princess Bride".

24.02.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

24.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gaming with my girlies

23.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noam Chomsky in the Epstein files is wilding

21.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The music slaps, the art is adorable, the writing is comedy gold.

I'm so serious do yourself a favor, even if you've never played a paper Mario style RPG before. Give Escape from Ever After a shot and thank me later

21.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Escape from Ever After is so amazing so far.

An evil corporation is reverse isakaiing story book characters into the real world to serve as employees, and you play as a knight teaming up with his nemesis dragon in order to overthrow this corporation and restore order to storybooks

Based AF

20.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Muthsera

20.02.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's spectacular. I love my android DS, and it's cheap as hell for its specs

20.02.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PokΓ©mon FireRed Version and PokΓ©mon LeafGreen Version on Nintendo Switch
PokΓ©mon FireRed Version and PokΓ©mon LeafGreen Version on Nintendo Switch YouTube video by The Official PokΓ©mon YouTube channel

TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS A POP? INSTEAD OF PUTTING THEM ON NSO GBA?? NINTENDO PLEASE πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

I'm actually geeking out about how fucking stupid this is.

20.02.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0