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A tornado was confirmed by the National Weather Service in south Michigan (Union City)

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Frankly imo whatever Maria Bamford is, that’s what comedy is

I’m not even sure Theo Von is a comedian? Isn’t he just a podcaster??

Such a weird thing to say on a reel of Marc Marion praising Chris Fleming’s new special

nathanfinochio • 3d All of comedy is Center - Right. Ricky Gervais, Ben Bankas, Ryan Long, all of Kill Tony, Shane Gillis, Theo Von-it's all Center- Right. Because Leftists don't make racist, sexist jokes. These guys don't care. Fleming doesn't break the PC rules and the Lefty women roar laughing. He's brilliant and it's really funny most of the time. Reply 6

But all those guys suck tho

“Working class people often do not graduate college and shiftless New England prep school failsons also often do not graduate college, I cannot tell the difference between these two things.”

I’d say letthemfight.gif but I strongly suspect that doing so may tank multiple nation’s economies so like. You’re both grounded?

Conservative Judaism is not politically conservative. The Conservative modifier refers to their relationship with Torah and Halacha, which can be clumsily described as a mid-point between Orthodox and Reform. Most Conservative Jews are registered democrats.

There are a lot of politicians I’ve dismissed because their staff was a hot mess and boy lemme tell ya I have never once regretted it!

One of my personal litmus tests for emerging politicians is how good is their team? Are the communications tight and unified? No scandals? No weirdos with baggage on the team? Everyone competent, proactive and on message? That speaks volumes about how a politician will actually perform in office.

I strayed from my beloved Tide and regretted it immediately.

One of my personal litmus tests for emerging politicians is how good is their team? Are the communications tight and unified? No scandals? No weirdos with baggage on the team? Everyone competent, proactive and on message? That speaks volumes about how a politician will actually perform in office.

At best he’s an incompetent boss and hiring director, at worst he hates Jews. Either is a huge liability in office

“His staff never followed through” which means they either didn’t want to because they knew he’d bork it, or they’re so incompetent they borked it themselves, which indirectly reflects poorly on Platner’s ability to hire and direct staff

I did not know this, but this fact makes Platner look so much guiltier. bsky.app/profile/asfr...

If you truly believed Graham Platner is not antisemitic at all, you would be sending him to synagogues in Maine to speak to Jews and reassure them of that. That is what Mamdani did during the NYC mayoral election. The fact they are not doing that is... telling.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

telling a girl your feelings is like bleeding next to a shark...

When a women truly loves you She adjusts. When she doesn't, she tell you to "Accept her as she is." Love or effort, not excuses.

He stopped arguing. Not because she was right, but because explaining himself started to feel like begging. She twisted his words. Played with his tone. Turned his honesty into ammunition. So he chose silence. Not out of spite, but out of self-respect. If this sounds like you bro, welcome to the family

YOU BROKE HIM. The man who begged for the connection. Who fought for the bond-until he messed up and hated himself for it. And still tried to fix it. Still thought it was all his fault. Congrats. You made him believe his love was the problem.

Instagram manosphere culture is just so. embarrassingly cringe.

Pepperidge Farm could charge me $14 a box and I would pay it, unfortch

Tumblr cap from user @persianmom I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

The laundry subreddit is excellent

Genuinely curious to know where his dishwashers live and how much they’re paid

French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project

lmfao Thomas Keller showing up to a community meeting in his chefs jacket to complain about affordable housing being built near his 3 Michelin star restaurant is just beyond parody. what a piece of shit

Apparently part of Tide’s superior lore is that it contains a decent concentration of lipase, which is an enzyme that’s excellent at breaking down the sebum that transfers from our skin to clothing. A lot of detergents straight up do not contain lipase or only have a very small, inadequate amount.

What’s a thing, food, household or garment, that you simply refuse to buy the generic version of because the quality simply does not stack up against the name-brand?

Mine are Dawn dish soap and Tide. I’ve tried and tried the cheaper stuff and it just doesn’t cut it.

I strayed from my beloved Tide and regretted it immediately.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Honestly they keep fucking up Roald Dahl books when Cuarón is right fucking there

Arguing if Platner is a Nazi or not is a stalking horse for the argument over whether he's an idiot or not, and he is.