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@turniphed

πŸ™ turnipteez.ca/pink Be kind. Wear PINK. Rinse. Repeat. 🍁 Neurospicy Canadian queerdo into everything from πŸ† to pew-pewβ€”and all the sparkly bits in between. Tap that link & help us turnip the love. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Latest posts by TURNIP.πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @turniphed

I push out the aches πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¦ before bed every night too 😏

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm breakfast is ready

06.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😍🀣

06.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Running? Who you running from?

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's my android replacement watching your hot butt for me. πŸ€–πŸ‘ πŸ₯΅

05.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can hold something.... the drawer open or... 😏

05.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shall I piss in their desk drawer for you? No witnesses 🀫

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Motivation and Intent always speak volumes.

No warm up lap around the coffee table to build up momentum....we managed an explosive burst of energy directly up on to the couch and into Uncle's lap....sawing logs. πŸ₯° #seniordogs

05.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's a fart that's gone 'round the front.

05.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zoiks scoooob that must be where them drag queens are. #shocking Girl your purse is on fire!

05.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you do, ask something like "any tips for chewing gum in hair"? 🀣

04.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🧐 Maybe he played video games or saw it in a movie once - now he's an expert. πŸ€”

04.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am but that don't change the facts, you're handsome AF. My partiality does however increase the ease and frequency with which I'll remind you! 😘

03.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the colours

03.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Handsome AF ...

03.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cute AF 🀩

01.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sit with that truth for a bit.

01.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ€€

28.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Prepare to Launch! Star Citizen 4.6 LIVE Gameplay! YouTube video by MatrixInk

I've been kidnapped and forced to do violence.... #starcitizen #lemsyn #matrixink #pewpew

www.youtube.com/live/mOt9O3k...

27.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kewt butt

26.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LIVE DATA FEED β€” THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE YouTube video by THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE

Come vegemitate... let your brain rot... show me how you lay like broccoli πŸ₯¦

www.youtube.com/live/RrL-hK4... #lemsyn #starcitizen #dubtechno #ambient

26.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super handsome shot

24.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll still talk diry if ya want me to πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

24.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come lift things here. πŸ€”

24.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LIVE DATA FEED β€” THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE YouTube video by THE LEMONADE SYNDICATE

Not quite ready for bed.... tune in for some relaxing views and beats #starcitizen #dubtechno #lemsyn

youtube.com/live/oavJeOu...

23.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread is great, but this piece sticks out. When trying to prevent another β€œnever again” moment, we have to push back early, on the small things, when it’s not yet cool, still cringe even. If we wait until the tanks are already rolling, the detention facilities full, then it’s too late.

22.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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Before & Happiness (after) πŸ˜‹

22.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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MsTrust takes the stage, proving that keyboard and mouse can still dominate in competition.

21.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas man was fatally shot by a federal immigration agent last year during a stop, new records show A U.S. citizen was shot and killed by a federal immigration officer during a late-night traffic stop nearly a year ago in a Texas beach town crowded with young people celebrating spring break.

apnews.com/article/texa...
β€œNewly released records show a U.S. citizen was shot and killed in Texas by a federal immigration agent last year during a late-night traffic encounter that was not publicly disclosed by the Department of Homeland Security.

21.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍

19.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0