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Great-Auntie of the Universe

@sgtmajorette

older than a boat, and there can be no folly in owning it; Army veteran, spinster. my Barbies are heavily armed.

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Hey, you're here!!!

28.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's adorable.

24.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is he that tiny or is it the camera angle?

23.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The wind's kicked up, but it's stopped snowing, so no, it's not a blizzard. I can see halfway across Manhattan Island from my dirty picture window.

23.02.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Royal brothers just can't get along.

21.02.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Underage women" is an oxymoron.

21.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder if he has anything interesting to say?

19.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

waitβ€”mixed doubles curling?

08.02.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who fed those children sugar?

08.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You win the internet today.

08.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I literally just shivered. I'm terrified of weeds.

08.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does it have any practical use, like folk medicine? People have discovered that you can prepare kudzu like flax and spin it.

08.02.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. The oath is for life.

07.02.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I thought *I* had a big head. That woman looks like an elderly Bratz doll.
I'm going to buy a hat.

07.02.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Undocumented? They've got that DD 214.

07.02.2026 10:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of snoopy sitting at a table with his mouth open . ALT: a cartoon of snoopy sitting at a table with his mouth open .
07.02.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No meal is so badly prepared that a 19-yr-old male won't scarf it down (it's been researched). And if you have any of that type of person around your house, he grew up on your food and he loves it.

07.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With my food, of course...

07.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bird-Legged Ho
Bird-Legged Ho YouTube video by Chelsea Gods - Topic

youtu.be/34q4ymt28dc?...

30.01.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eyeroll...

30.01.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

who drew this?

27.01.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Close. FIFA itself has to move the matches to another country for the safety of the Black and Brown players.

27.01.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem Is A Bird-Legged Ho!
Kristi Noem Is A Bird-Legged Ho! YouTube video by Progressive Media Service

youtu.be/nEeso7r4Cyo?...

26.01.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been into Girl Scout cookies for going on 70 years, since I was a Brownie. Think I'll go eat a Thin Mint.

25.01.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Number of countries who cashed in their Article 5 tickets -- 1 (US)

23.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They made us stop chanting this about the referee at football games in high school. Time to resurrect it: "We got the rope, we got the tree. All we need is the I-C-E!"

23.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hadn't she just dropped off her son at school?

23.01.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are the only country to cash in our Article 5 tickets.

23.01.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A real shame. 🫠

22.01.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 10