Will Goss

ODDITY (2024) dir. Damian McCarthy

[jumps on couch with dry-erase marker in hand] ok so

The trolley problem, but it's either a hundred human babies or the two kid dinos from Primal (and therefore not really a problem at all).

I did! I liked it!

Not everyone can throw on a blazer and look like they’re about to break up with 2007 Greta Gerwig on digital video

It's, like, genuinely upsetting.

“You miss 100 percent of the dogs you don’t shoot.”

I've shared a stage with Rob Zombie. Had a microphone and everything.

Looks like the STAR WARS show for a new generation. [ducks]

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New Chris Fleming special on HBO is laser-targeted for my generation and gymnastically funny for all. Highly recommended.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Yeah... maybe a little *too* nice... [taps baseball bat against open palm]

Two settings on a washing machine. One says NORMAL and the other says NORMAL with an asterisk next to it

My two settings

"I try not to look up so I won't break the fourth wall of God's TV" is an incredible line.

"This whole place was built on a Native American burial ground, but I guess that can be said for all the places in America."

Brad Neely's CHINA, IL remains one of the most demented, semi-indefensible cartoon series we were ever fortunate to have.

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.

Peter, I'm not seeing anything in this picture...

...

donic

Review: Patti LuPone, 'Matters of the Heart,' at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion It was a few songs into her show Saturday night at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion when Patti LuPone stopped her pianist and musical director...

I wrote about seeing Patti LuPone in concert, and what it means when a world-class singer has an off night.

If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.

Terrific.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Andrew Garfield was going to play the monster in FRANKENSTEIN, but pulled out and Jacob Elordi stepped in.

Elordi’s followup movie is WUTHERING HEIGHTS.

So he went from doing Garfield’s role… to playing Heathcliff…

"Huh?"

Love, love, loved that series of pep talks. It's like Ted Lasso if you could still smell the beer on his breath.

Men’s speed skating pursuit.

100% medically accurate.

just need to accept that from here on out it is a non-stop stream of very sad deaths and at some point one really fun one