Brian Firenzi

The people who believe in demons and possession are the same tongue-speaking psychopaths who cannot wait for him to nuke the rapture into commencing

Instead, consider

Bluesky is mostly useful for offboarding millennials from social media. At the end of the day, it was about your cute little numbers wasn’t it? Maybe it’s time to take up a hobby instead. Most useful ghost town ever

My dad said “that was underwritten and overdirected” on the car ride back and I was already making plans to see it again with friends

We are pioneers of crotch shenanigans

I walked out of kung pow but my friends were still inside so I had to stick around. It improved slightly by hearing it muffled behind doors

Someone should

This is specifically an enormous deal for me

I like how they’ve learned not to invite Roseanne and Kevin Sorbo to these things. The real Hollywood glitterati are the tech CEOs now

Not sure if it’s a real media literacy issue or if it just gets you much better metrics to ignore media literacy in favor of being weirdly reactionary about movies, but I have seen this with Marty, OBAA and even Hamnet. Distressingly phone-brained takes this year

Pulled apart by horses sounds good

There is only one way, and it’s 1) the true principles America was founded upon, and 2) the empire’s main ideological export. I speak, of course, of horrific and all-encompassing viol——-VOTING I mean VOTING

A lot of mid-sized alt-comic accounts all coming up with different comedic angles to talk about baseball. Gets especially crazy when a NY / LA team is in the series, but we can all rest easy now

Trump adviser getting a paycheck to tell voters “your democratic choices are a murderer or a foreigner communist, wow maybe you wanna join us next time?”

There’s just two things by my count: makes sure she leaves with the little song-tracker device, and picks her up at the end (would’ve been a real shitty night in the desert otherwise). Basically, just being a dad

U2’s All That You Can’t Leave Behind. So schmaltzy that it jacked me out of the All Radio Rock Is Inherently Good matrix

It’s not anti free speech, it’s pro free speech. For further clarification on this, please read the jumble of words that make up the next two sentences and pretend it makes sense

my guess is they slowly turn to a window and smile at nothing, as the camera pans slowly away from them

Me doing the Dr. Manhattan meme but it’s 2000 and pets .com, etc

I think, given the assembly line of cruelty we are incapable of leaving, it’s more likely that we’re all inside his death dream

But also read this article

THE LAW?

One of the ways Bluesky is secretly better is that the people being subskeeted often dive right back into the comments for more

I’m betting that he’s forever altered the landscape of American politics because now we know a voting majority is totally venal and lost, and their votes are up for grabs to the right fascistic carnival barker

Day Drunk at the GNC: A Tragedy in Photos

Looks like one of the 20 far right podcasters who sat across from me in my latest Jubilee debate fight

Rich movie producers sailing back in on their yachts to see the houseboat guys again. “Someone oughta stick it to these losers”

Hated when they did this to us too. I guess we voted for Obama a little too hard