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Sameer Deshpande

@skdeshpande91

Assistant professor in Statistics at UW–Madison. Interested in #Bayesian statistics, sports analytics, causal inference. Also cocktails and Dallas sports. #mffl

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mexicans are perfect

06.03.2026 15:49 👍 187 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0
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I've been thinking about the Rangers' decision to display One Riot, One Ranger, and what it says about who this team is for. So I wrote about that. It's a big ol' bummer.

www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...

05.03.2026 20:46 👍 292 🔁 77 💬 6 📌 10

Back on the first point, I think perhaps it's a good thing that PIs who have been treating their grad students as postdocs as work horses could have their AI now. Perhaps they should stop working w research assistants for the net benefits of everyone involved and the good of the research culture.

03.03.2026 15:19 👍 62 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

Nah, let him cook

27.02.2026 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was never about fairness in high school sports, it was always about destroying trans people’s lives

26.02.2026 14:17 👍 695 🔁 161 💬 1 📌 0

Already moved one of my classes almost entirely off canvas. Definitely need to do the other now.

24.02.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Again, they are who they are. We don't need to pretend they are something different.

23.02.2026 18:19 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
20.02.2026 10:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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UW-Madison faculty concerned new teaching requirements will limit research capacity, reduce staff autonomy Wisconsin Act 15 mandates University of Wisconsin-Madison professors teach a minimum of 12 credit hours each year beginning in September.

It's a little ironic that they ran a picture of the class that made me (re)-discover the joy of teaching over an article about how shortsighted Act 15 is.

www.dailycardinal.com/article/2026...

18.02.2026 17:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking cowards. You have lawyers for a goddamn reason

18.02.2026 04:33 👍 633 🔁 139 💬 7 📌 1
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4-5 years ago there were MDs like Lucy McBride crowing about the urgency of normal, getting kids back to school. There were PR hacks like David Zweig supporting them. Now kids are being sent to immigration detention, getting measles & these folks are nowhere to be found. It was never about the kids.

18.02.2026 11:25 👍 418 🔁 122 💬 8 📌 6

It should not be preferable for a student to use an automated tool rather than ask their tutors for help. Until we address that basic collapse of confidence and trust, we will be horrified by each new technological development. 7/7

18.02.2026 09:03 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I tried reading this and nearly put my head through a wall at least three times

18.02.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the same time - since we are nominally & ostensibly a "public university" - the state should have funded this long ago. That the state government retains ~full regulatory control over university decisions like this, while being a minority funder now, is bad policy, like all unfunded mandates.

17.02.2026 17:46 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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The Problem With AI Is Shitty Human Beings The problem with AI isn't going to be Skynet. It's going to be amoral extraction class assholes applying half-cooked automation at scale onto deeply broken sectors in exploitative ways in a country t...

new newsletter post up about all those folks who insist they "can't have an open conversation about AI"

16.02.2026 18:10 👍 137 🔁 31 💬 6 📌 3

Can’t recommend this position highly enough!

13.02.2026 22:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God my students are so fucking great.

11.02.2026 04:18 👍 122 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1

@dmagazine.bsky.social 's coverage of this team over the last few years has been sensational. This article about the AD trade is right up there w/ the single best paragraph about what it means to be from Dallas (s/o @mikelikessports.bsky.social)

05.02.2026 16:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time

you don't say? at some point we're going to acknowledge what every study ever on this subject has said, right? right? www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

04.02.2026 12:30 👍 4339 🔁 1285 💬 21 📌 92

If only computers had built in clocks in order to tell time using some sort of deterministic machine-readable format.

But alas, the only way to know whether it's daytime is to pay nearly a dollar every 30 minutes to ask a fancy autocomplete bot.

01.02.2026 08:17 👍 274 🔁 67 💬 9 📌 4

Yeah I think at this point re UBI while I have seen some debate about its effects in rich countries there's just now a lot of empirical evidence that we can actually simply transfer money to people in the global south and its really just... good. We should just do it. Justice and expedience align.

30.01.2026 13:01 👍 120 🔁 26 💬 5 📌 0

They just don’t get it - they’re trying to replace the part of our job we like the *most*.

If they could make an AI tool to vibe-complete travel, reimbursement, and annual reporting paperwork they would make a fucking FORTUNE

27.01.2026 23:46 👍 135 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 3

What a fucking disaster.

Not only are OpenAI and the likes unleashing this shit on the world, they are deliberately leaning into the harms that their business model causes with products like Prism.

28.01.2026 06:38 👍 219 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 1

Our existing institutions for upholding research quality (journals, peer review, grant panels) are ill-equipped for the coming tsunami of probably correct but trivial stuff.

28.01.2026 11:01 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Sad to have to cancel the talk today but looking forward to giving it in the fall!

27.01.2026 14:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New York sours are beautiful

24.01.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

24.01.2026 19:23 👍 24117 🔁 6247 💬 291 📌 291

Vote against the funding bill and shut this shit down.

24.01.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The agent who murdered Renee Good had 18 years of experience, @baldwin.senate.gov. Stop claiming it's training that's the problem. I'm a constituent and this is embarrassing.

Don't "get ICE out of Minneapolis." Get ICE out of business completely. And if you won't, make way for those who will.

24.01.2026 21:56 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
you should
Kerala is your least shitty state
It wasn't communists that killed ghandi it was your Hindu fascist faction RSS

also I'm not white or a guy, I'm a genderless alien 

your ancestors called us Devi
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you should Kerala is your least shitty state It wasn't communists that killed ghandi it was your Hindu fascist faction RSS also I'm not white or a guy, I'm a genderless alien your ancestors called us Devi 3:30 PM · Jan 24, 2026

pro-tip: if you're not indian, don't fucking talk about us like this

24.01.2026 21:05 👍 90 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 0