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DPH Confirms Measles Case in Metro Atlanta - MMR Vaccine is Safe and Effective in Preventing Measles The DPH has confirmed a measles case in an unvaccinated metro Atlanta resident.

Measles case in Atlanta, unvaccinated person who acquired it during travel within the US. dph.georgia.gov/press-releas...

29.01.2025 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 410 ๐Ÿ” 131 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Happy birthday @mattisthebastard.bsky.social , we love you! โค๏ธ

29.01.2025 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The H5N1 Bird Flu virus is showing concerning mutations, particularly the PB2 E627K mutation.

This mutation helps the virus adapt to mammals, including humans, and spread through the air.

It was present in the 1918 Spanish Flu, the Cambodian Bird Flu outbreak, and is now found in bobcats.

27.01.2025 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 403 ๐Ÿ” 149 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Oooh interesting! Yeah, the starter packs look neat!

28.01.2025 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never used twitter- so remembering to post here is gonna be a struggle. Any tips?
Is there an equivalent to stories in this place?

28.01.2025 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ruby Dhalla says shes going to DEPORT all 500,000 illegal immigrants in Canada. #cdnpoli #peipoli

28.01.2025 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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28.01.2025 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
T-Rex: It's been a decade and change! And that means it's FINALLY time for more

Narrator: SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

T-Rex: It's been a decade and change! And that means it's FINALLY time for more Narrator: SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

T-Rex: So everyone knows that as you age, you reach a point where your body stops getting better and starts getting worse.
Dromiceiomimus: *sigh*
Dromiceiomimus: Yeah.
T-Rex: And TURNS OUT, this means some parts of your body will LITERALLY START FALLING APART. Including your GOSH-DARNED EYES!!

T-Rex: So everyone knows that as you age, you reach a point where your body stops getting better and starts getting worse. Dromiceiomimus: *sigh* Dromiceiomimus: Yeah. T-Rex: And TURNS OUT, this means some parts of your body will LITERALLY START FALLING APART. Including your GOSH-DARNED EYES!!

Utahraptor: Sorry, what? My EYES will soon FALL APART?
T-Rex: Oh, NOBODY TOLD YOU?? It was a BIG SECRET??

T-Rex: As you age collagen at the back of your eye can just PEEL OFF and DETACH FROM YOUR RETINA and FLOAT AROUND INSIDE YOUR EYES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! When it happens you'll see a flash and a GIANT NEW FLOATER IN YOUR VISION that'll remain there FOREVER, but your brain SHOULD eventually learn to ignore it??

Utahraptor: Sorry, what? My EYES will soon FALL APART? T-Rex: Oh, NOBODY TOLD YOU?? It was a BIG SECRET?? T-Rex: As you age collagen at the back of your eye can just PEEL OFF and DETACH FROM YOUR RETINA and FLOAT AROUND INSIDE YOUR EYES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! When it happens you'll see a flash and a GIANT NEW FLOATER IN YOUR VISION that'll remain there FOREVER, but your brain SHOULD eventually learn to ignore it??

Off panel: Okay, OBVIOUSLY our bodies are an unending nightmare, but surely the chance of this happening is low! 10%? 25%?
T-Rex: By your sixties it's SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT, Utahraptor!!
Off panel: Oh GOD.
Off panel: THIS CURSรˆD KNOWLEDGE SHOULD'VE REMAINED SECRET FOREVER

Off panel: Okay, OBVIOUSLY our bodies are an unending nightmare, but surely the chance of this happening is low! 10%? 25%? T-Rex: By your sixties it's SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT, Utahraptor!! Off panel: Oh GOD. Off panel: THIS CURSรˆD KNOWLEDGE SHOULD'VE REMAINED SECRET FOREVER

anyway enjoy the time you have left with Normal Eyes

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24.01.2025 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 224 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9