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Alex

@2curvy2bstraight

Insta: toocurvytobestraight Chicago queer, soft enough to eat out

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Latest posts by Alex @2curvy2bstraight

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It’s warming up.

04.02.2026 04:49 👍 169 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0

Well, yes!

19.01.2026 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I need more than my own two hands on this belly.

19.01.2026 02:41 👍 135 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0

God, I love this clip and quote it all the time.

25.10.2025 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This feels so 90’s album cover to me?

04.10.2025 01:51 👍 216 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0
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We heard that Belly Up at Jackhammer is tomorrow @9pm . Need some gear? 👀

#gaybear #gay #chicago

03.10.2025 20:14 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1
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No nightmares when you can still see the light

30.09.2025 17:02 👍 178 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

What if I want the spanking? 😅

23.07.2025 18:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Midnight Snack
✨💦😵‍💫

#gayart #gayartist

22.05.2025 05:59 👍 250 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0
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Big weekend

13.07.2025 06:10 👍 266 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 0

I could never be an influencer. I am incapable of feigning that much enthusiasm.

11.07.2025 13:39 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Natalie Portman in black swan. She’s in the bathroom trying (unsuccessfully) to wipe off wh*re from the bathroom mirror

Natalie Portman in black swan. She’s in the bathroom trying (unsuccessfully) to wipe off wh*re from the bathroom mirror

post-nut clarity feels like this

07.07.2025 22:35 👍 201 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

Y'all need to stop being horny for AI stuff when real people exist

21.03.2025 01:57 👍 326 🔁 59 💬 11 📌 3
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Why yes, I do think I’m feeling pent up because I didn’t get to go to Belly Up

07.07.2025 17:30 👍 201 🔁 16 💬 6 📌 0

Studying for your phlebotomy exam? 😜

07.07.2025 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don’t know what I was thinking tbh.

07.07.2025 01:36 👍 490 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 0

We love a shimmery pork princess!

23.06.2025 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So refreshed after a dip in the lake

23.06.2025 05:20 👍 102 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Feelin it I guess

17.06.2025 05:39 👍 131 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

Omg 😍

05.05.2025 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The soundtrack from Arthur (the PBS cartoon).

09.04.2025 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I was honestly just waiting for my eucalyptus mint tea to steep.

09.04.2025 04:55 👍 211 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0
Foto de um caderno com uma ilustração de duas poses de um homem gordo. Cada pose é pintada em uma cor, vermelho ou azul.

Foto de um caderno com uma ilustração de duas poses de um homem gordo. Cada pose é pintada em uma cor, vermelho ou azul.

"O encontro era rápido, mas propenso a problemas"
Nanquim sobre papel
Caderno de artista, 2025

13.03.2025 00:39 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

You’re literally so pretty

12.03.2025 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am what I've always dreamed of becoming and that's the best feeling in the world

11.12.2024 00:07 👍 366 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 2

Yes! Especially for a fellow Pisces 😉

12.03.2025 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go ahead and unfollow that thin/muscle chaser that gives you attention online but would never be seen with a fat person in real life

12.03.2025 18:36 👍 90 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0
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Who wants to hold me and kiss my head? I’m making banana bread later and am happy to share.

12.03.2025 21:01 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Childhood bedroom nudes after Christmas? Groundbreaking.

27.12.2024 04:16 👍 268 🔁 21 💬 6 📌 0