Jordan

A Rare Collection! ✨

Going out head to toe in BurgerTime themed clothing and called called out by the normies for being just another pathetic "Data East Adult" 😔

Simpson Productions Logo History

I am sleepy and forgot to centre the photos noooo

Went out!

Scallops and chard in butter caper sauce, fried cod and squid ink arancini in red pepper sauce and chocolate ganache cake with cherry sauce!

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

CAKE

🥺🥺🥺

I am 2 years from blowing away in the wind

THANK YOU, BOSS

THANK YOU BOTH!!

THANK YOU

YOU'RE THE BESTTT

Hi roo!!!

I'm birthday

a screenshot of a twitch stream. A website showcases a matchup between Labrador Retriever (Male) from the Real World VERSUS Carnage (God Butcher Carnage) from Marvel Comics. The labrador is listed in the tier 10-B, and Carnage in Tier 1-A, leaving Carnage the victor. Onlooker, Wayneradiotv is crying out in anguish over the cruelty of this match. Trog, a Chihuahua with a cowboy hat, looks on nonplussed. Messages from twitch chatters flood in "OH GOD OH GOD" "its gonna be carnage..." "NO!!!!!!!" "noooooo" "GET HIM AWAY FROM THAT MONSTER"

It's my birthday tomorrow. I've been in kind of a rut, reaching the midway point of my 30s with little to show for it.

I'm going to go to a nice restaurant with my family though, so I'm hoping that'll break me out of it!

アリーナ
#ドット絵

hi, she's daisy!! 🏵️

Everytime I look in the mirror…

When life gives you lemons

install a gun into your hammer for twice the damage

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. “It was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. “I like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. —— There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

Maybe I'm out of pocket but I'm kind of shocked at the turnaround people are giving Marathon considering it's a sham reboot of a dead franchise that got caught plagiarizing an artist for their entire aesthetic to the point where the game couldn't be shown for months.

MF DOOM

We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learned—and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

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