I wear glasses every day, but somehow have so few pictures of myself actually wearing them. 🧐
26.02.2026 04:35
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25.02.2026 11:51
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Haven’t bought new sexy underwear in years, so I recently ordered ten jockstraps, including my first set of Nasty Pig jocks. Will share more of them later. 😎
24.02.2026 14:14
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Update: forgot the Metro! 🤦🏻♂️
22.02.2026 22:34
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Let’s see em, you and your ride.
My Swedish soccer daddy starships.
L: 2013 Volvo XC70 T6 (current)
R: 2008 Volvo XC90 V8 (RIP)
22.02.2026 22:30
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I’m so sorry and sad to hear this for you. ❤️😞
21.02.2026 16:16
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If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be?
19.02.2026 21:24
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How big are you?
183 cm / 6’0”
66 kg / 145 lbs
18.02.2026 05:02
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Me at 16 versus 36. Twenty years’ difference. Can’t begin to imagine what my younger self would think today.
17.02.2026 05:51
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The V is vee-ing tonight.
17.02.2026 01:33
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“The name your parents almost gave you.”
If I were born female, I was supposed to be named Amelia, after my mom’s hometown (Amelia Island, Florida). Ended up male with an unusual but better-sounding name.
10.02.2026 08:15
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Had my 2025 performance review today. Work was a shitshow of epic proportions all last year. I was fully expecting a bad evaluation. Hell, even a PIP.
I got 4 out of 5: Frequently Exceeds Expectations, the second highest rating we get, and heaps of unforeseen praise.
06.02.2026 20:11
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Show your lock screen.
03.02.2026 11:20
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Not exactly safe for work, but just received the newest additions to my shirt collection. #inspacenoonecanhearyougettingreamed
03.02.2026 03:41
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“Who can resist that sweet face, sleek fur, and playful pose?” 💁🏻♂️🦦
29.01.2026 05:52
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While I was lying on the couch reading a book and cuddling the otter plushie earlier: “Babe, are you over there stroking yourself?” 😒🙈
29.01.2026 04:47
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So, naturally, I got him (another?) one as a gift. 🤷🏻♂️
29.01.2026 04:47
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One of my boyfriend’s coworkers recently got a toy otter for her office. When she showed it to him, he said “I have a stuffed otter too named @colemanvibritannia.bsky.social!” 😒🤦🏻♂️
29.01.2026 04:47
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More MAL purchases. All from the same shop, but the otter and fucking xenomorphs had to be ordered because they were sold out of my size. Can’t wait to wear the garage shirt to my car club events. 😎
24.01.2026 03:43
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First one. A little shook by how much I paid, but I love it.
18.01.2026 22:00
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Update: I’m at MAL! And bought a harness 😳
18.01.2026 19:28
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No MAL for me. Oh well.
17.01.2026 20:38
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Thank you! I appreciate it. 😘 I definitely won’t be alone, thankfully. 😌
16.01.2026 12:27
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Jealous of that bottom.
16.01.2026 12:19
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Let’s try to! I’ll be with people but let’s see what we can do!
16.01.2026 12:11
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Almost time for MAL, my first time. I have absolutely no idea what to expect. I’ve always been too anxious to go, despite living in DC for nearly a decade and close friends going every year. 😬 But I’m determined to conquer my fears and have a gay ol’ time this weekend. 🤪😏
16.01.2026 04:13
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26 in 2016 vs 36 in 2026. I used to be so much fuzzier below the neck and maybe 25-30 lbs more muscular.
15.01.2026 04:08
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Be gay! Do crime!
15.01.2026 03:15
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The world has gone to Hell ever since this day ten years ago. #BowieForever
10.01.2026 11:58
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