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@davekiwi

New Zealander, English and French speaker, cricket/rugby/motor racing, pragmatist, reductionist, science fan.

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Oh yeah I had forgotten exactly how bad that song is.

18.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, it was so shit that it even took a while for lovers of shit songs to like it.

18.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re missing β€œI’ve never been to me” by Charlene.

18.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would be great if she could referee NZ vs South Africa in Baltimore later this year.

15.02.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On occasion. You are possibly the best podcaster eating a kebab.

02.02.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you see what he just did?

01.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Excerpt from Law 8: β€œSanction: If the opposing team at a conversion attempt infringes but the kick
is successful, the goal stands. If the kick is unsuccessful, the kicker retakes the
conversion and the opposing team is not allowed to charge.”

31.01.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I took this one from my house in Tauranga last month. I think the most roygbivish one I have ever taken.

17.09.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This foreign traveler is interested in where one could go to get a Vegas-like experience (nothing like it, I know) for less dollars. We have been to Vegas many times, but y’all’s price stories are scaring the crap out of me.

17.09.2025 05:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, speed of light squared, but yeah!

15.09.2025 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No,, a shithouse is an old word for an outside toilet. You’re saying that you are like a solidly built toilet building. Which is less bad I think.

12.08.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

signed β€œEpstein’s Mom”

16.07.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kiwi man! Get yer fellow Commonwealth countries right!

16.06.2025 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I live in NZ and do work for American companies. I wake up at 5am every day to see if people have booked me for any meetings starting at 6am (2pm EST).

07.05.2025 06:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I got a bit confused when I made that post. Either Indy or F1 would be great - I like them both.

05.05.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people are surprised that there are penguins who are not too keen on snow or ice.

26.04.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Oamaru Blue Penguin Colony, New Zealand Welcome to the Oamaru Blue Penguin Colony. Visit a natural colony of the smallest penguin in the world, the Blue Penguin, in Oamaru, New Zealand. Learn more about the colony, how to reach, tour & pric...

In Oamaru (NZ) you can sit quietly in a little stand at dusk and watch hundreds of them arrive from the Ocean, waddle up the beach and go to their little homes on the shore. It’s quite something. www.penguins.co.nz

25.04.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I think locked differential is indeed the root cause. He is keeping the same extension on his left leg so he kind of swings it out to account for the shorter stride it needs to take.

19.04.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dildo Face Dildocalypse - Steven Joyce
Dildo Face Dildocalypse - Steven Joyce YouTube video by Caesar Himself

youtu.be/yBrtPe8pJ1w?...

09.04.2025 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Waitangi dildo incident - Wikipedia

Here’s how you do it. We were 9 years ahead of you. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waitang...

09.04.2025 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Freedom Index by Country 2025

worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...

17.03.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theil is a US citizen (gained NZ citizenship more recently so he could have a bolt hole I think). So it would be tough to ban him. He was born in Germany, but grew up in South Africa.

17.03.2025 07:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would take ages to fill the gas tank, unless there was a special runny version for cars.

16.03.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A BFC seems on its face the opposite of a LFP, yet they are very similar.

15.03.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ron has the best wisdom.

15.03.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should use a prickly cactus to recalibrate his bumhole.

07.03.2025 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True (where I live).

06.03.2025 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I really like the elbows up one on the top right, might use that.

05.03.2025 06:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Darn right. Commonwealth countries would be super-pissed.

05.03.2025 05:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think in other commonwealth countries we are starting to do this too (especially tourism). Partly in solidarity, but also simply because of what is happening in the US.

04.03.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0