Ein Bagger
Stupid fucking German joke of the day
(And amazingly works in English too)
Was ist gelb und kann nicht swimmen?
Kitten update 2:
The lion is too big for her
Kitten update:
I don't think she likes hats
She'll learn
Someone stuck a jar out the window and my friend, Psycho, jumped out team down the freeway
Kindly thanked them and brought it back to the car
I think we sat there for a solid minute before someone asked
"Now what?"
One day I was driving home from lake Tahoe.
There was a forest fire
As it's wont to happen on occasion
So the freeway was nearly stopped
One of us stuck our heads out the window and screamed
"Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?"
What are the chances that I'll find bookbinding stuff at french flea market brocante... Things?
Kitten update:
She passed the fuck out on my sofa back
I hope she has good dreams
Do you think it would be better to book 3 different places for like a week each or just stay in one place for 3 weeks?
I get her a cat tree and she sleeps in one of my collapsible drawers
The child
She sits in my lap!
This is a first
THE CHILD IS SITTING IN MY LAP!
I found one!
I'm also doing a quick roadtrip in France
Balls
I went through all those milk tea so fast
Maybe I should start making my own milk tea too
Welp
One of our supporting actresses dropped out
Where are we going to find a wish dot com Harley Quinn...
no longer allowed to listen to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go while pumping gas
Maybe I can sell her feet pics for vacation money?
life imitates art (another of my woosansang fwb wips)
Someone help me pick a place to stay in London!
Jollibee coconut dream is fucking glorious
I'm at the jollibee
I'm at the seafood city
I'm at the combination jollibee and seafood city
This ain't an organ harvester playing bedbug roulette... Nope 277 pounds for 16 nights is totally normal...
Looking for accommodation for a week in London and I find this gem
I have a weird suspicion that my bank isn't working until 5am
If I do a round trip from SFO to Heathrow it's $710
If I do from SFO to Heathrow and make my way to Berlin and THEN fly to SFO it's like $600
Decisions decisions
Trying to figure out where to go beside the histfest and cockney sing along
Might make it as far afield as Germany or the Netherlands
Depending on who gets back to me
Should I go to the UK for a week or more than a week?
How tiny is somi?
Watching middle class British people renovating a french chateau. This time they're assembling a scaffolding.
It's wobbling everywhere
Me: don't care that you're in France, not only does OSHA not approve, it is actively shitting itself