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Me, remembering how Damon Albarn was primarily known for being in Blur when I was in middle school:

Deeply sorry for your loss, Michelle 🫂♥️

Clockwise, from top left: Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus. None of the worlds is to scale, but all are imaged with JWST's near-infrared (NIRCam) instrument.

The giant planets of the Solar System, by JWST.

Cory Booker is sort of like Zohran Mamdani if Zohran had the politics of Bill Clinton but still wanted to make you think he was Zohran Mamdani, so you end up with big bold proposals that don’t really do anything and are stupid

We must remember that strategy and social manipulation is for soft little cucks and femboy sissies, not HARD warfighters with their big, powerful muscles and manly, sexy beards

God, I need to make chicken tikka pizza again

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

Like, no matter how you interpret this (knowing about Israeli war aims and actually agreeing; knowing and not believing it; not knowing at all; etc.) it really does not reflect well on any USGOV people involved and reinforces that there is no plan or "grand strategy" at work here in the slightest.

Another (more recent?) depiction of an akephalos inspired by various parts of the Greek Magical Papyri

Same girl

Charlie Brown may not have had hoes but this creature had many

At the 24 Hour Play Festival at Mr. Smalls and there's a kid (literal child, like, maybe, 10 or 11) in the audience wearing some sort of plushie dinosaur skull and spinal column hat/cape/costume thing over his street clothes and I have never felt the urge to do a "HELL yeah, brother" harder.

Welcome to the realities of theater, Sturg

"It's fake"

Yeah, no, everyone but the dumbest 10 year olds know that.

It is *theater*, of course it's make-believe.

Pro wrestling is, as my theater queer girlfriend once put it, live theater people actually go to see.

It is the 20th/21st Century equivalent of Shakespeare's bawdiest, lowest brow plays.

What's the charges? Enjoying a meal?

Is it markwaynes or markswayne

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

CENTCOM could put out a picture of an F-15E with silhouettes of schools where the victory markings are and A Certain Type of Guy would clap like a fucking seal.

dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon Jini Jane @jinijane_ • 1d As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a protective layer which has kept my IQ intact Image is raw or cured herring with chopped onions and a perplexingly large pickle slice

It turns out dutch food, like writing, looks like if english had a stroke

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

Good God, this would be embarassing even if it *weren't* an official government account.

one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules

New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a chalkboard that says mario ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a chalkboard that says mario

[searches]

Wait. When did that third one happen?

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

Kash

Heads up, fellow Proton users

Yeah, no: this tracks for you.

No, wait, shit
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