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florida chris 🌴

@doritosfont

He/him, 45, weird, dad, poly, First Class Florida Trashβ„’. FL Panthers super fan πŸ†πŸ† Shitty poster DMs open, just don't too get weird with it.

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Latest posts by florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont

Mail doctor Oh Cock Uhh

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'za time

06.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GBS lol

06.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3 6 Mafia - Bin Laden Weed
3 6 Mafia - Bin Laden Weed YouTube video by gtanime1

Hell yeah

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aKvz...

06.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2 mullet

06.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No thoughts only dickcopter

06.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's a very effective method of self regulation

06.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Goa'uld system lords says trans rights

06.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

7596205

06.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm bored as hell tonight

06.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For the life of me, I cannot remember

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Already is πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

05.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh the links work if I put my phone browser in desktop mode

Is CVS on here, I just wanna chat

05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, CVS I don't want to install your stupid app. Just give me my drugs

05.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol If she gets the Lane Kiffin USC treatment

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also I rawdogged therapy today (couldn't find my fidget cube).

05.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shirt in a can

Chest of a man being spraypainted red with the caption "Warning: Avoid Prolonged Contact"

Shirt in a can Chest of a man being spraypainted red with the caption "Warning: Avoid Prolonged Contact"

My vibe rn

05.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shirt in a can

Chest of a man being spraypainted red with the caption "Warning: Avoid Prolonged Contact"

Shirt in a can Chest of a man being spraypainted red with the caption "Warning: Avoid Prolonged Contact"

My vibe rn

05.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do people still blog

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna journal instead.

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wooo boy back again

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arghhhhh! Then no!

05.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only if you're getting a refund.

05.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Hank hill wearing an eyehategod shirt

Hank hill wearing an eyehategod shirt

EHG mention

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11 wished me a happy birthday once

05.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

twitter wife haver

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat and a jacket is saying so dumb Alt: a man wearing a hat and a jacket is saying so dumb
05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#ripbozo

04.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys lemon party dot org ahahaha

04.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Oh, when you come
Crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

Oh, when you come Crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream

The DMB song "Crash into me" and The Nightman Cometh is the same thing.

04.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0