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Just a guy. I play video games in a much balder and more homosexual way than you. πŸ”ž

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instructions unclear, i turned straight

09.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Re9 leon but pokopia ditto style

Re9 leon but pokopia ditto style

my pokopia copy is FINALLY arriving today 😩

09.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1910 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5
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I know they get different artists for basically every Ys game, but it's so funny seeing this and then going back to Proud Nordics that has fuckin *toi8*

09.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't sound *horrible* but if you're looking for a portable version, Steamdeck sounds like a better fit

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a pink shirt is making a sad face . Alt: a woman wearing a pink shirt is making a sad face .

Yeah?

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't worry, it's always red for white boys

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worth noting if you miss this event or don’t have Pokopia yet yall can change the date/time on your switch and do the event. It is hardcoded into the game.

09.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Serebii Update: The first PokΓ©mon Pokopia event "More Spores for Hoppip" is now rolling out globally, adding Hoppip to the game.

Runs from 05:00 local time on March 10th through 04:59 local time on March 25th

Details @ www.serebii.net/pokemonpokop...

09.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Leon wheels #RE9

09.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 830 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I've played Monster Hunter Stories 3, but no review from me. Quick thoughts are: the jump in presentation fron 1>2>3 is pretty nuts, and having the MC be a real voiced character allows for stronger character dynamics throughout instead of feeling like a mascot.

Here's James' review:

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection is the best game in the series, even if it doesn't live up to the full potential of its story's concept. Our review: https://www.rpgsite.net/review/19803-monster-hunter-stories-3-twisted-reflection-review

09.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6
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Obviously because it's a fucking GBA game but it's really funny seeing FRLG boot up before the Switch logo even leaves the screen

09.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

09.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 797 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Thinking about how so many 00s Mega Man games both dropped the ball with their plots while also being plagued with some of the worst localizations I've ever seen out of a major AAA pub, in an era where that was mostly dying down as a real issue everywhere else

09.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe! They're on the list for my current retro kick

09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When all of your best stories come from a single guy who hasn't put out a game in nearly a decade, that ain't great lol

09.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

one of these days I'll play a Capcom game that isn't associated with Shu Takumi whose storytelling blows me away

one of these days

09.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

nooooooo

I expected Gammoth to get shafted (story of her life at this point) but no Valstrax is so evil

09.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like I made the right choice going PS5 for Stories 3. And I have a VRR tv so performance mode is what I'll be sticking to

Real disappointed that the Switch 2 version is so subpar, I was really hoping they'd learned their lesson from how Stories 2 ran on the Switch

09.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When Capcom announced all the big ports/games for Switch 2, I didn't expect MHS3 to feel the worst out of the lot compared to Pragmata (demo) and RE9 (full game). This should've been the one that ran/looked the best lol.

09.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Society if Capcom stopped putting out Switch ports with unstable uncapped framerates and just settled on a fucking number

09.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In addition to our review, we have a feature covering Monster Hunter Stories 3 on Nintendo Switch 2, PS5, Xbox Series X, Steam Deck, and ROG Ally going over the visuals, load times, and performance to help find the best version for you: www.rpgsite.net/feature/1980...

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 560 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

I wasn't expecting too much from the storytelling anyway given it's Capcom, so I'm happy to hear that the actual game loop and progression are both excellent

09.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okey….. #RE9 #ResidentEvilRequiem

09.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 491 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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YouTube video from @TopicArlo
Struggling With The Reality That We May Not Get a Direct Any Time Soon
40k views - 19 hours ago

YouTube video from @TopicArlo Struggling With The Reality That We May Not Get a Direct Any Time Soon 40k views - 19 hours ago

I'll be honest the more I see this kind of thing the more I think Nintendo should stop doing Directs at all
Hype just looks like a drug to these people, they are just missing the point of those Directs. Play the games that are already out ffs.

09.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 26
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🌡

09.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 637 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really don’t like it when people build something up by tearing something else down. If that’s your best way of recommending something, I’m not very inclined to check out whatever you’re trying to boost.

09.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In for the new music

09.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0