Theo's Possum Park

You're incredible!!

You're so considerate~ 💚

Here's a little sample of what a possum could do to you with his feet~

Something shiny to distract you

It's Bandcamp Friday, and I'd like to highlight some furry musicians whose work I've absolutely adored!

If you buy their music today, they get the proceeds instead of having to pay a cut to Bandcamp—in exchange, you get kickass music *and* you support furry creators! You can't lose!

It's "something" but I don't know where it came from or why it's so consistently used. I like to say "sumth" when I see it. I used abbreviations during the T9 and pay per SMS days but technology has made mobile typing so much easier for a long time

*Warning: Flashing Lights*

For this #bandcampfriday we're releasing a *FRESH* dub of our song SUPERSTAR feat @fendihooskie.bsky.social, reworked into a UK Garage banger by the insanely talented @rskomusic.bandcamp.com

When I see someone type the word "smth" or "rlly" in an otherwise completely unabbreviated and grammatically correct statement, I like to check their bio and see how close to 23 years old they are. That little game helps distract me from how perplexed I am about the single shortened word

Commission for Hane who wanted to see his wolf turned into a rat ;3

I think I just got saddled with adult responsibilities early in life and was expected to support myself more and more to the point we stopped relying on each other. There was lack of interest in my life and differences for so long that I stopped sharing. It's always been a weird situation for me.

It's hard for me to relate to families that interact beyond occasional smalltalk or spent much time together after high school. I'm closer to my liberal in-laws scattered across the country than my conservative biological family in the same state. I've been through therapy on this subject and

One day, I hope to make it through a workday without being startled by my coworker's sudden, deafening sneezes

A man stands in front of a bedroom door with his side to the camera. He is wearing a possum fursuit head, grey hoodie, and black and white jock strap.

A man bends over in front of a bedroom door with his backside to the camera. He is wearing a possum fursuit head, grey hoodie, and black and white jock strap.

I don't normally do this, but... *closes door* I guess a closer look is fine with me~

REMEMBER
Turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/99.

A nude man lies on his side on a bed and takes a selfie

I liked this pic I recently took for a friend. Maybe those glute exercises are starting to pay off 👀

Such a lovely view..

Okay true

Aww, you shouldn't have.. 🥰

A man poses naked in a bathroom. He wears a possum fursuit head and is holding a purple towel in front of his bits. His right arm is raised behind his head.

What better way to warm up than sharing a shower?

It was good! Kind of a halfway between standard white bread and sourdough. I made it using milk & vinegar as the liquid (buttermilk would also work but I didn't have it)

Molasses cookies arranged on a cooling rack

A freshly baked loaf of white bread on a cutting board. It's kinda spherical

Chocolate chip cookies arranged on a cooling rack

Recent baking has been molasses cookies, sour milk bread, and chocolate chip cookies 😋

Something shiny to distract you

I've never seen a cedar waxwing in our yard before, but managed to quickly take this picture through a window when five briefly landed in a tree 🥰

Great shot of a lovely kitty

We saw it downtown yesterday and it was really fun! I actually knew nothing going in and am barely familiar with his streaming personality and I still quite enjoyed it. Seems like the sort of film that will develop a cult following and people will have to show their friends at home

It’s bandcamp friday, come dance your tail off :)

😳 it had probably been two days at that point

Thank you 😅💚 You might enjoy some of my previous videos, then~

I found another fun one minute cum video that I never shared here. I swear it only happens sometimes 😖