you don't hear much about wet heaving
you don't hear much about wet heaving
Celebrating International Womenβs Day as our country guts healthcare and access to abortion in this country while bombing schools full of little girls in other countries, ordered by a serial abuser of women and girls feels kinda weird somehow.
Set those reminders! π
These are your Qualifying start times for wherever in the world you'll be watching from, presented by #TAGHeuer β³
#F1 #AusGP
clouds
"Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
lol at the tourists in dubai being like βwhat do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills Youβ
π€¦π»ββοΈ
I don't know where Waldo is. I have my own problems.
Nap
Small wireless microphone, the type commonly used by influencers now, which has a distinctive fuzzy grey windscreen over the receiver
Whenever I see one of these I know I'm about to be annoyed
First protein cigarette will go hard
You should care about this because trans people are human beings with inalienable human rights, but even if you don't, you should care about this for your own personal safety
First they violate the rights of a group they think no one will fight for, and then they come for the rest of us
βiβm still punkβ i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: what if you were in a bathroom stall and a giraffe walked in
people love to cancan but never bother to ask themselves if they shouldshould
If one single brain celled man makes fun of women at the table & 23 hockey players laugh, there are 24 misogynists sitting at the table
You know when you've finished all of your fries and you're a little bummed? Then you look in the bag and find a couple of bonus fries and and get little lift? Be someone's bonus fries today.
i need a GYRO
im holding out for a gyro til the end of the night
i gotta taste salt and i gotta taste heat
and its gotta be fresh tonight
i need a GYRO
waking up 90 minutes before your alarm should be illegal
The Aquatic Sensory Deprivation Tank Experience has been discontinued since one of our hippos freaked out and saw God.
Some would say having a portal to the netherworld in the sauna is a problem, but we look at it as an opportunity.
A gas station illuminated at blue hour, featuring several fuel pumps and signage. The surrounding area is dark, highlighting the station's lights.
Gaslighting
#photography #leica
A smiling guinea pig.
me: did you see a pill on the floor?
wife: no, why?
me: i dropped a xanax
wife: you want me to help you look?
me: i'm sure it'll turn up
The lemur cannot grant wishes. Do not attempt to free the lemur.
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Classical music
A street lamp illuminates a dusky sky, with silhouettes of power lines and tall grass against a fading sunset backdrop.
#photography #unedited
nude luge would fix me
A black and white photo of a shore. There is an old suspension bridge hanging in the air, reflected in that water. There is a rock in the water. A break in the cloud cover in the distance has some sunshine lighting up clouds in the hills.
Imperfect mirror
#photography #shore #sea #scape #reflection #ClassicMono #Monochrome
#BlueSkyArtShow #sunshine
#SensoryArt #bridges
Aliya Rahman told ICE βIβm disabledβ.
Their reply? βToo lateβ.
They smashed her window, cut her seatbelt and violently dragged her from her car.
They just beat up a deaf teen for βnot following ordersβ
They dragged a blind man across the pavement.
Fascism & eugenics go hand in hand.