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@marascoutwrites

Dog mom. Dungeon Master. Writer of werewolf smut and #Hallmark movie reviews. Check out my blog for at least one of those: marascout.substack.com

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“Behold!”
The jaws of darkness do devour it up:
So quick bright things come to confusion.

04.02.2026 16:26 👍 237 🔁 52 💬 2 📌 2

That's pretty much right now, honestly

25.01.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pray you once more,
Is not your father grown incapable
Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid
With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear?
Know man from man? Dispute his own estate?
Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing
But what he did being childish?

21.01.2026 14:51 👍 619 🔁 220 💬 14 📌 11

Some people use Substack to navel-gaze. I use it to inflict my Star Trek hot takes on the navel-gazers. We're not the same.

21.01.2026 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Impostor Syndrome in the Land of Ostentation A Pretentious Title for Pretentious Times

A blog post in which the author decides to weaponize her impostor syndrome
open.substack.com/pub/soothspe...

21.01.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many of these rulings is it going to take to get congress to do literally anything?

20.01.2026 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Best Couple from a Film 🏆💖
So many amazing options… who you got?! 👀👇

Tune in to The Deckies LIVE
📅 Saturday, January 24
⏰ 9pm ET
👉 deckthehallmark.com/deckies

17.01.2026 02:16 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a blue jacket sits in a chair with his legs crossed ALT: a man in a blue jacket sits in a chair with his legs crossed

The neurodivergence woke up today and chose violence

13.01.2026 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The world is on fire and all I want is some fucking good head from a man who knows how to shut up

12.01.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Democrats have been given chance after chance to be the heroes in this situation. Secure their legacies for generations. But time after time, they've chickened out.

Primary these fuckers.

10.01.2026 12:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's well past time for some self-preservation unfollowing

08.01.2026 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do what you gotta do, Denmark. I'll be cheering you on

07.01.2026 02:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finally, we're living through precedented times

04.01.2026 06:56 👍 18362 🔁 2378 💬 202 📌 93

And here I stand both to impeach and purge

03.01.2026 20:11 👍 1663 🔁 369 💬 4 📌 12

If I could have like a week off from major historical events, that would be fucking great

03.01.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.

29.12.2025 18:31 👍 875 🔁 244 💬 24 📌 8

I joke that the Jotunn take winter vacation in my town, but I look outside at the snow and wonder if I'm not actually joking.

29.12.2025 20:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The vibe I'm bringing to today's festivities

24.12.2025 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I am going to say something about romance as a genre.

A lot of people think that romance is ignorable because <insert thing they think about romance> and romance authors don't count because <insert thing they think about romance>.

This thread is not about whether you have to like romance.

24.12.2025 02:51 👍 1654 🔁 526 💬 22 📌 72

Every accusation is an admission

23.12.2025 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Basically, I am too damn old to care about the scribblings of white men who needed therapy instead of a typewriter. Or white ladies who'd dump a Black or brown woman on the side of the road if it meant her own work got attention.

22.12.2025 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I say this as someone whose degree made her spend lots of time with "the classics".

22.12.2025 14:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Substack seems determined to subject me to people who mourn the decreasing popularity of "the classics" and literary fiction in general.

Pretentious fucks, the lot of them.

22.12.2025 14:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Happy Solstice

There is magic waiting to be uncovered in these darkest of days.

It is our invitation to remember and honor the light, that is returning.

22.12.2025 01:10 👍 95 🔁 28 💬 5 📌 0

Really living this part:

20.12.2025 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My d&d game lines up with the winter solstice tomorrow. Nothing like some ritual storytelling to coax the sun back

20.12.2025 16:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤

20.12.2025 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.12.2025 15:40 👍 57 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0

I'm no follower of the guy, but why is Timothee Chalamet dressing like Kevin Federline?

20.12.2025 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It's Just a Santa Movie. I Should Really Just Relax. Reviewing Hallmark's She's Making a List

In the meantime, check out my latest Hallmark review

open.substack.com/pub/marascou...

19.12.2025 20:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0