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Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains

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I’m thankful you are made of sterner stuff πŸ˜‰

09.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Human trafficker. Fraud. Violent brawler. Cop killer.

07.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It pains me to say this on March 6 but I am pretty sure that Jim Bowie was a terrible person who should be publicly reviled

07.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More β€œbride at wedding reception but it’s a democracy lawyer at the archives” content plz

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The matches are so short compared to boxing or mma or even judo, which always seems to end so quickly to me . A sumo bout is like 14 seconds long and the stakes are so high .

07.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The sad little piggie has lost his back legs and the pink on his snout , bottom lip, and cheeks is worn down to pewter gray

The sad little piggie has lost his back legs and the pink on his snout , bottom lip, and cheeks is worn down to pewter gray

Why don’t you ask my cute little β€œI ❀️ OK” articulated piggie keychain?

07.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure that there are plenty of ways to come to appreciate sumo but I gotta think @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social had something to do with this

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really more of a run-the-dryer-with-crayon/lip gloss/gel pen typpa ghost πŸ‘»

07.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So basically you would live my current life?

07.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 9843 πŸ” 4703 πŸ’¬ 559 πŸ“Œ 636
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

17.11.2023 23:02 πŸ‘ 2610 πŸ” 566 πŸ’¬ 193 πŸ“Œ 521

Another bananas take

04.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

04.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 3224 πŸ” 326 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 22

You know how I can be certain I will never make this mistake? That's right: doing my tables of contents and authorities by hand, including typing out all the individual periods each line.

04.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Where are you getting your numbers? Everywhere I look has them headed for a runoff

04.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🌲

03.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I probably wouldn’t say I’ve argued at the Court either but maybe for a different reason πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

03.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just wanted you guys to see β€œRiding in a golf cart fatly”

02.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 4379 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 101
Photo of Tyson Breaded & Stuffed Chicken Cordon Bleu

Photo of Tyson Breaded & Stuffed Chicken Cordon Bleu

Apparently they do . Dairy allergy diagnosis has robbed me of all that was right and good in the world.

27.02.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a kid, about twice a month as a treat my dad would make those frozen chicken cordon bleus that came in a box from Sam’s. Anyone else eat those ? Do they still make them?

27.02.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You make corn tortillas ? If you make naan or roti, corn tortillas will be easy

27.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I ain’t no civil lawyer . But this was actually inspired by a dust up on the local restaurant reviews Facebook group. And there is a pending petition for review at scotex, though part of the issue is defendant put up signs that said β€œconvicted”

26.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird Texas law question: is it Defamation (simpliciter or per se) to say β€œJohn Doe committed Crime X” if John Doe pleaded guilty, got deferred adjudication,then the case was dismissed at the successful completion of probation?

26.02.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Local news did a story on all the times Amarillo was mentioned in the Epstein Files and apparently we are ranked #2 in the nation for hail damage payouts πŸ’°

26.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, about every conlaw issue right now

25.02.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but he was really good in that game tho

25.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A white bucket that says "Spaghetti! Spaghetti!" in red and green letters, next to a basket of breadsticks

A white bucket that says "Spaghetti! Spaghetti!" in red and green letters, next to a basket of breadsticks

The 4 steps to preparing and serving Little Caesars spaghetti, with a diagram

The 4 steps to preparing and serving Little Caesars spaghetti, with a diagram

A white bucket with the Little Caesars logo and "Big! Big! Bucket" in red and green letters

A white bucket with the Little Caesars logo and "Big! Big! Bucket" in red and green letters

Coupons for the product, with a picture of a white bucket that says "Spaghetti Spaghetti!" next to a bag of bread sticks

Coupons for the product, with a picture of a white bucket that says "Spaghetti Spaghetti!" next to a bag of bread sticks

Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"

09.10.2024 11:43 πŸ‘ 1239 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 137

Thank you. This is a deep rabbit hole I will enjoy descending . (I had never heard the term blackbirders before their Wikipedia article)

22.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please be so real right now is this photoshopped

22.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So as someone who doesn’t really follow hockey and only tuned in after seeking all the blueskeets this morning , it appears that this Hellebuyck may be a somewhat skilled goal keeper? πŸ’ πŸ₯…

22.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0