House of HAZZ

Nothing else happening in LA worth reporting about?

Gen X child has peaked.

One degree of separation from Kate Jackson, the most underrated of all Angels.

@boxleitnerbruce00.bsky.social

ADHD late diagnosis. PTSD. Depression. Overweight. Bad husband. Bad Dad. Bad employee

But day by day, getting to the other side.

You're not alone, mate, and you inspire others. I promise you that.

That extra toe finna do some damage.

Okay, hear me out. I think it's not as bad because he uses Hunter Biden's laptop for work.

That's not AI?

It's Liz Truss and the Queen Pt.2

I'm cheering for China?

Do it, make the Turks angry. It always works out for whoever that f***ing idiot is...

I look forward to finding out that he's been using Hunter Biden's laptop for work.

Aotearoa whanau, just checking what the score is for "Destiny Church Members -v- Drag Performers: Who Has Been Convicted of Offences Involving Children and Young People?"

I've been off grid. Destiny still protecting our kids right?

Right?

Kia Ora Aotearoa,

We made this mofo a CITIZEN.

Which one is Temu Al Gore?

He doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

It should be a question in any debate.

Maori Haka In New Zealand Parliament | Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke YouTube video by NewzExplained

You're not alone Congressman Green.

A young Member of the New Zealand Parliament protested legislation that would harm Māori rights by doing haka.

She too was censured. Except, no one in her party voted for it.

Doing the right thing is often the hard thing.

youtube.com/shorts/QDID7...

Maori Haka Protest in New Zealand Parliament | | Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke | Quick MeMsie Thoughts🤔 YouTube video by MeMsie Africa

You're not alone in being punished for doing the right thing Congressman.

Hana Rawhiti-Maipi-Clarke did haka in the New Zealand Parliament protesting a bill that would negatively affect Māori.

The only difference is that no one in opposition voted to censure her.

Air NZ chief executive Greg Foran resigns Foran has said the time is right for him to step down.

Okay, so hear me out. Because there's this guy and I'm not sure if this is true, but I think that he used to do this exact job.

He may be exactly what you're looking for as a replacement!

Also, no need for reference checks. He said he was awesome at it.

Could I, just for argument's sake, point you in the direction of New Zealand wine?

Specifically Pinot Noir and Sauvignon Blanc as well as several fairly cheeky Rose.

Consider supporting Downunder's Canada.

‘Make a Marmite sandwich’: Parents should take responsibility for feeding kids, says PM Christopher Luxon says he’d rather the state wasn’t feeding kids, but he’s not prepared to let kids go hungry. Actually, most parents do pack lunches, says David Seymour.

Assuming the Prime Minister makes it to the next election as PM, should the current government lose, he could start a new career in hip hop.

I've even come up with his name:

Tone Def

To be honest, I was going to get all righteous about calling it that but realised that actually, it tracks.

He's creating a Suicide Squad.

Absolutely incredible episode. I introduced my children to @dropout.tv after stumbling across them on You Tube. They are obsessed now.

Somehow a 14 and 11 year old in New Zealand legitimately love @samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social @allybeardsley.bsky.social

My first thought at reading this is that the recession is hitting so hard, people are creating pay to view channels of saucy looking offices to supplement their income.

Wow. You've become modern Australia.

"I voted for an administration that would f*** over people I don't like or are beneath me and I didn't care what fresh hell was being unleashed.

Until it affected me."

- Pretty Much All You Fools

Congratulations Americans, you're now part of BRUHN

Elon Musk: 'This idea people can escape to New Zealand... is false' Alongside Donald Trump, Elon musk discusses a hypothetical fall of America, and says fleeing to New Zealand won't work.

Kia ora, my American Friends.

Sorry. Elmo said you can't come here.

We may be able to do a deal to send some of our racists and Peter Thiel your way in exchange.

Rauora | Operators | Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege | Ubisoft (US) Rauora joins the Attack roster to seize control over the flow of battle. She is equipped with a launcher which detects doorways and fires the Deployable Omnilink Mesh (D.O.M.) Panel. The bulletproof d...

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Quick Question. If your new character Rauora is a lifelong practitioner of kaupapa Māori, would she be able to explain what the Rārata Iwi of Christchurch is?

Because the Mana Whenua of Christchurch is Ngāi Tūāhuriri of Ngāi Tahu.

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"I'm an extremist Nazi baby..."

I think there's a song in there somewhere.