A major reason ABBOTT ELEMENTARY is still fresh after five seasons is because they still have not come close to using all of the problems and challenges of modern public education as story beats
I know that the people who need to read this aren’t here, but here goes:
Rules of engagement aren’t for the enemy. They’re for you. They’re for your soldiers when they’re captured or wounded. They’re for your civilians when they’re in range of the enemy. They’re for your allies, to reassure.
In my top one, thanks
The Onion's "War declared by all" front page, highlighting the clusterfuck of entangled alliances in 1914
Listen it's hard to keep these things straight
It's early days yet! Now that's behind us, let's fight our way out of the basement. Somehow
@moryan.bsky.social what kind of X-Files would we have without "Bad Blood" or "Jose Chung's From Outer Space"? We probably still would have gotten "The Postmodern Prometheus", but it would have stuck out awkwardly.
An idea whose time has come
You shouldn't even ask Jeeves
You will need to be able to read your Wish scroll in the dark. Pack a torch.
Just because there is a picture of the product on fire on the box doesn't mean... Hold on. [Puts hand to ear] I'm getting... [Shifts in chair] We're getting some new information...
Now I'm singing it again, thanks
A screenshot of "Lance and Blake", one of the garbage sons from the clickhole quiz
me, trying to silence the Poster Within
....msilf?
Cougamel?
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.
Don Cheadle doing his Ocean's Eleven accent?
@aiabx.bsky.social so. Rundle A, huh
"it's made coding more efficient!"
"But is the software better?"
"Oh, good lord no"
"Also there are a billion percent more scams"
"and GG Allin VEVO"
I'm fine with conversation starters but Old Twitter was full of wallet inspectors
I have a dog named Password, and my birthday is the 34th of December (12-34)
Not to mention Moustache -- incredible white-label office supplies. I regularly get them and give them to friends.
AOL instant messenger had it right all along
Grammarly's new AI tools necromance famous dead authors, and "humanize" copy to make it sound less robotic. But it also failed to detect obvious plagiarism when @milesklee.bsky.social tried it: www.wired.com/story/gramma...
I cannot — and I cannot stress this enough — stress this enough
